My responses would be
i) with a finger - in the arse, I would imagine
ii) probably not, but he hopes so
iii) possibly - would that make you interested in him? Lol.

I met my current GF when she was best friends with my last GF. That sounds a bit dodgy, but it's not.

When I finished with my ex, she phoned her mate to tell her, but couldn't reach her. Her mate was out with her work mates in the pub and hadn't got the call. The mental ex put 2 and 2 together and ridiculously came to the conclusion that I was seeing her mate behind her back, and accused her mate of such. Her mate told her to GTF and they haven't spoken since.

A few weeks later her mate sent me a message, we went out, and the rest is history. Meanwhile the mental ex is now telling all and sundry that we were at it behind her back. Anything to deflect from the fact that I bumped her cos she was a weapons-grade menkle.

tl;dr Bitches be crazy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 May 2012, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

gymnastic bitches be flippin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

bitches on DMT be trippin

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Clumsy bitches be trippin'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

9 year old girl bitches be skippin

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Narcoleptic bitches be kippin'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Little dogs be yippin'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Cox's be orange pippin

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Yeah, you broke it now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)

International delivery companies be shippin

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Diners who feel the service they have received is good be tippin

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

People who don't wish to pay money to use the tip be fly tippin'
And 1970s black men who do the same be flyyyyyy tippin'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Crafty guitarists be Frippin'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:37, Reply)

to be fair
if you were with someone and you thought they were getting it on with someone else, and then those people got together when you split up you'd probably think they were getting it on before as well
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)

That's a fair point Quenders
however she a) had absolutely no evidence to prove any of it other than her mate didn't answer her phone when she called her, and b) the mental one never let me out of her sight long enough for me to misbehave anyway - not that I would have.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

sorry i shouldn't have seemed like i cared, my mistake
soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I think this is fair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I can see that, however as I say, I never got a minute to myself, so there's no way I could possibly have been up to no good
Plus when she found out about me and her mate, I did explain to her that it had started many weeks later, and wouldn't have happened in the first place if she hadn't falsely-accused her of seeing me behind her back.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

But that sounds like a weaselly lie
you CHEATING CUNT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Wuv u bbz xx

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)