I got in shit last night because I said once every six weeks is not normal
to which she said it is and her sister and mum agree. To which I pointed out that less than 10 times a year is classed as a sexless marriage and asked her what happened to the girl that used to meet me from work wearing a coat with nothing on underneath. She stomped off as usual and then pretended nothing was wrong again in the morning.
( Peej, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:38, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

maybe if you weren't so shit in bed and unattractive she would want to sleep with you?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I has crossed my mind
but then three days ago she told me the main reason she wanted to marry me so quickly was that I was good in bed. Which was great for the ego but didn't help considering I haven't even tried out my newly healed nuts yet.
( Peej, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

yeah but how long ago did you marry?
you need to change it up
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

5 years ago
You're probably right, you're always right.
( Peej, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

its true, i am
its why i'm so wel liked
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Sounds like she might be overstressed and a bit depressed.
Have you tried switching her off and back on again?

Or, slightly more seriously, have you tried asking her how she feels, making sure she knows you have no ulterior sexy motives? Could she possibly have a touch of PND from little Darth Vader's birth?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Your saying he should just force her, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Or as PJ would prefer to put it:
Use the force.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

hahaha 10/10
Get your 'shite sabre' out
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

That's not Kroney.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

My mate Fraz had sex with his Mrs the other night
...and he reckons it was the first time since sometime in 2010.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

...when he was still in prison

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Suggest anal, that'll work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)