Evening.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:27, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bazzar!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Ahoy.
How goes it?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Packed my diving gear for Friday trip.
How you, squire?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:34, Reply)

*Muff lolz*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:34, Reply)

Like you'd know!
You haven't had pussy since pussy had you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:36, Reply)

*sobs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:37, Reply)

Poor Jeff.

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:48, Reply)

Charity work?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Haha, he deserves better than that.

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Thanks berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)

He's not proud. ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Oi!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Knackered.
And anxious beyond words about absolutely nothing. Well not nothing, but it's getting to the point where I can't function. This is too daft and pathetic to talk about on here but I need to speak to someone maaaannnnnn. If I was in Newcastle I'd be all over the free uni counselling sessions like a well, I dunno. I can't think of a decent analogy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:40, Reply)

I am here for you.
MTFU.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I bought two 'positive thinking' books on Amazon today, that's where we're at.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:47, Reply)

Good lord man, what on earth is the matter with you?

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:47, Reply)

Nothing that a couple of positive thinking books can't cure.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:48, Reply)

He's thinking like a winner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:49, Reply)

Brown Sauce lols!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Sees one, feels one, touch one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)

I'm a constant paranoid worrier.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:53, Reply)

I'm a secret lemonade drinker.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Seriously
Fuck that shit. I'll gaz you my number if you want chat. DG is eminently sensible too.

Books be gay.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:49, Reply)

Sensible? How fucking dare you!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Behave, monkey!
Make the fucking tea!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Got wine, ain't I?
Why would I want something as poofy as tea when I've got work tomorrow?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Sips

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)

No.
Self help books be gay. Literature is for winners.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Yes, dear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)

I have more books than will fit in a ford fiesta
none of them are self help, unless you include my copy of the kama sutra.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Oh, I include that!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:55, Reply)

You consider the ann summers catalogue a self help book

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:01, Reply)

It's in the "bank".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:02, Reply)

Finger rolls are for wieners.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)

*BEAMS*
I've avoided the Stunned book of sensible.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)

I have a book of sensible?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Sorry. I said 'sensible'
I mean 'massive pile of gay porn, you massive bender.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:55, Reply)

Apology accepted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:57, Reply)

I was amazed to find out you were a sensible and gentlemanly grown up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:59, Reply)

Ssshhhhhh!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:01, Reply)

It's got good reviews.
But seriously, I'll probably take you up on that. Thanks.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:56, Reply)

I'm still up for a post work pint as well, when you get back.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:59, Reply)

Nice one.
I'm back two weeks at the latest, although I think I'll probably head north earlier as I hate being on my own down here.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:07, Reply)

Gaz me and we'll sort something out.
I can do most days except Thursdays, really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:11, Reply)

Kenny Dalglish has promised to take Liverpool back to the 'glory days'. Just as soon as he can get the Delorean up to 88mph
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:36, Reply)

FUCKING HAHAHAHAHA!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:37, Reply)

It can't come as any surprise they're shit. Not with 'Lou' and 'Andy' up front.
Yeah! I know!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:38, Reply)

That'll be a fucking hard job, what with the wheels having been nicked.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Haha.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:39, Reply)

"it's the Iranians"
And they want their fissile material back!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:40, Reply)

On the plus side. My Pinball machine is working well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:48, Reply)