Crivens! Halp ma boab!

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

congratulations, you're now fluent in russ abbot.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)

*wants an atmosphere*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I was in the dour country of Scotchland a couple of months ago
I amused to discover they still have those blue police phone boxes and I made a VERY witty Facebook post about having discovered the TARDIS of Dr Whoots which, bizarrely, got absolutely no adoring comments from my heartily lolling friends and family.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Fuck off, nerd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

If only we were friends on facebook
:(
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

*deletes kroney*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I'm really feeling loved this morning.

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

to be fair
i love you a lot more than i did yesterday, when you woke me up by texting me at 6.30AM.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

God, what's the matter with you
you'd missed half the day!
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

i was sleeping :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Disgusting.

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I'm looking forward to saying this to my kids when they are teenagers.
"What are you doing still in bed? You're missing the best part of the day!"
Revenge will be mine.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

where do they have them? theres a bloke round our way with a tardis shed
i'm not fussed,. it's for my gf really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

On the streets!
Just sat there. Locked. Every few street corners.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

why are they locked? what if there is an emergency?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I don't know!
DO I LOOK LIKE THE SCOTTISH TOURIST BOARD TO YOU?
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

yes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

No, you look like the French one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Glasgow?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Edinburgh

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)