i would have a couple of cunts tortured and shot
everyone else could have a holiday to celebrate my ascent to my rightful place.

i want to publish a novel and run a half marathon, if not a marathon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:08, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

or you could train for one updating us ad nausium on your progress only to pull out at the last minute as you are "injured"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:09, Reply)

best of all the training plans

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:10, Reply)

This is an excellent plan
I ran 2 miles today. I'm building up for a marathon in... ummm... does September sound believable?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)

By September might be more realistic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)

hahaha
being as i currently run about 3 miles and then stop for fear of making my hair sweaty, you'll have a long wait.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)