He's actually a dog orthidontist

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:05, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I've moved into feline chiropody now

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)

From lab reports to cat scans now?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

no

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Oh come on
that was quite good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

well, now you've done it.
congrats you've won a subway eating beakering disk throwing fuck monkey as your new BFF.

enjoy!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

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I really love those Tiger Feet!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

That cat has a bad attitude

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

they all do :'(

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        =\o/= ----- cats are pricks!!!
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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Cats aren't pricks, take that back

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

you would think that adam, sadtimes :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

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( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I'm afraid that's just not true Adam
In Two Hats' Britain all cats AND dogs will be outlawed. They will have 18 months to leave the country or face the consequences. Which will be severe in nature.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

But who will play with me? :(

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)

You'll have plenty of time to sort that out

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Can I get a really big hamster?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Perhaps
But I get to choose the colour
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Good enough for me
*puts on 'TH for King' shirt*
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Rats

( Kroney, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

TH FOR DICTATOR!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Yes, yes
Only then will we have Peace
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

that looks more like a squirrel than a cat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

it's a mouse

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      !!!!!! \ x /  --- some lawyer you are!
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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)

People that live where I live would pronounce that 'Mace'
Imagine that!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Plymouth sure is a mental place!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

you seem to be confusing lawyer with vet
a vet can tell you what animal it is. i can construct a clever legal argument to convince the court that it is, in fact, a cat in every way that counts, get you £1,000,000 from the other side, and only charge you £100,000 plus VAT and disbs for the pleasure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

....my god, I don't sound like this, do I mmps?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

you think everyone just hates you for no reason?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

so you're saying a lawyer can't tell the difference between a cat and a mouse?
I'm not sure I'd hire you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

i'm saying your picture sucked
sorry for your inevitable tears.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

well that was all rather ponderous and made you look like a prick
you could have just said.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

lawyers ARE pricks
i just like to highlight it from time to time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Brilliant comeback there, chief

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I think it's meant to be a rat, rach

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)