you forgot the pikey prick who couldn't pay for anything and couldn't say thank you when i did
and the one who jumped out of bed when the doorbell rang at about 9am on a sunday, exclaiming: "oh that'll be my mum".

and the one who revealed himself to be a creepy christian fundamentalist after a few dates.

but others have been lovely!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ah, soz, missed a few there.
I heartily recommend the Rampant Rabbit 'Saturday Night In' model.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

save it for /qotw
i'll stick to going out on sats, thanks!

i'm having a month off dating to deal with the ex. the next hunting ground will be "polo in the park". mmm. ruperts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Haven't you been 'dealing with the ex' for months?
Is this a euphemism?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)

no, it's a crisis!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)

About his sexuality?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I think that's cut and dried

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)

this reminds me of a conversation a friend and i had with a barrister about another barrister who is clearly bent
his mate denied it. "he really likes girls," he insisted hotly. "he loves skinny french women."

there was a pause.

"so... boys then," we said.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)

What's his problem now?

(berk, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)

i will text you over the weekend - i'm not ruining your friday afternoon!
some of it will make you facepalm like a bitch. but my reply will make you laugh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Group text, please.
I could use a laugh.
( Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)

i could write your response right now!
it would start with "tell him to" and it would end with "fuck off".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I am not known for my subtlety

( Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)

He's a massive bender

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)

he's not massive, he's tiny
as i may have pointed out rather unfairly, but i think it sailed over his head.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Wait, she he's gay and lacking in the penis packing department?* God he just sounds better and better, doesn't he?



*Oh, that sounds like a horrible place to work.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)

It'd be a laugh
It's fun to look at willies and laugh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)