he totally did
SCANDAL!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Alright Captain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:45, Reply)

evening
how's your weekend been, sir?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)

As per my reply to DG

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:48, Reply)

once again, I should read the rest of
threads before replying
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Never mind.
Did you have a LARP-tastic weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:53, Reply)

i wasn't larping this weekend
next one is weekend after next, which is also MY BIRTHDAY. So I reckon I've got to finally pull, right? If I just go up to guys and be all like "PITY ME! I AM A SPINSTER AND UNLOVED AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!". watertight plan, I reckon.

So what did silly old Battered do?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:55, Reply)

The clue is in the original message....
Why are you having a Birthday Bash?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:56, Reply)

actual noncing?
grim. Or is this more accusing people of noncing?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:58, Reply)

It was Rory being 'loltastic', I believe.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 May 2012, 18:00, Reply)

You know that scene in Leathal Weapon where the girl is being interigrated in a short white dress and she swaps around what leg is on top when crossing her legs and you get to see a bit if minge.
Well, do that, dressed as Princess Zelda, but half way through (when you're exposesd) let out a high pitch screach sound and then yell "DISK ERROR - PLEASE REINSERT FLOPPY DISK".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:33, Reply)

um,
no
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Damn, 'cus that would have totally worked for me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:41, Reply)

it's hard to get a zelda costume
(that isn't link)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:42, Reply)

You could nip down the fishmongers, put an octopus on your head and wear a blue morphsuit then tell people you're a Zora.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:45, Reply)

i might do that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Insist you sit down cross legged and everyone carries you around.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:49, Reply)

You do make me laugh, Gonz

( Kroney, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:36, Reply)