it's shitdull on here today
not that i can help, really.

i like my stockings and tights. i miss wearing them in the summer. but i am looking forward to wearing my cropped trousers to work and my cropped jeans and denim miniskirts this summer. plus i am doing so much running that i need to buy them all again in ever decreasing sizes, wooooo.

alt: the newsagents in our office square has started stocking ice creams.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:42, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

do you have anything not cropped?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)

YES
anything and everything i would ever wear on the top half. no way am i unleashing my boobs and stomach upon the innocent world.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Her hairy minge
Sorry Swipey, I'm immensely bored today.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)

that's ok
you just got it confused with your own arsehole there for a second.

remember: your arsehole is the one that likes 12 inch black rubber dildoes rammed up it without lube.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Hey, what happens in Gaz, stays in Gaz.
And you're late with my mortgage payment this month.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)

mortgages are so bourgeois, darling
get a massive gambling debt, that's where the cool kids are at
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)

The choices seem to be:
a) post in this shit thread
b) post in the other shit thread
C) delete my account and kill myself

I'm more inclined towards option c at the moment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)

It's far more exciting on Stormfront today

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)

you boys and your geeky computer toys

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)

todays hot topic is alternative uses for your empty zyclon b canister

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)

bagel store

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)

that IS hot
my screen is melting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)

It could be worse
not only is it shit dull on here today, I'm having to do some excrutiatingly tedious data entry for work right now as well.
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

I propose a 3 word thread

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Oh, fuck no.

( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)

startrek fucking sucks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)

fuck you cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Suicide is preferable...

(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)

haha!
That got people out of the woodwork quick enough though, didn't it?!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Awesomely fast flow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5KtF9Jj29w&feature=fvst
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

No thanks, I've got AC/DC on.
that I can youtube disco in the lab whilst I'm doing this is about the only thing that's keeping me from burying a biro in my eye out of sheer boredom.
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)

fuck off back to not-a-mums.net, both of you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)

i was here a LONG time before you, johnny-come-lately
aka bert
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)

i was just saying that maybe if you're only going to complain maybe you should go away

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)

yeah but
i've been saying you should go away since you got here, and you ain't listened to a single word yet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

how dare you adopt a common parlance with me, you skank

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)