Most of them work for the public sector 12 days V 10 in the private sector
although 10 is fucking high as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:05, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

10 days a year off sick?
are you fucking kidding me? I don't think I've had that cumulatively in ten years!
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

same here, me and you are the only reliabel workers in broken britten
i had 2 days off last week, probably the first time i've been ill in 15 years
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)

imagine eating live octopus legs, NA
imagine them all trying to escape your plate as you stuff them down your throat

apparently some people have died from the tentacle suckers sticking in their throat as they desperately try to cling to life
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I heard this true story yeah, about this woman who put a lobste tail first in her twaqt
then held a lighter under it to makle it squerm but it had little lice in it and they crawled out and lived in her fanny
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)

shut up that never happened
(got pics?)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Sure I'll gaz you some Lobster bumholes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

public sector don't know they're born
that's what
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)

in much the same way as detached octopus tentacles don't know they're dead

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)

The "Bruce Willis" effect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

there probably is a similarity
flailing rather uselessly around complaining a lot about cushy conditions....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

.... someone must bite, surely?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

i don't get it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

chompy and AL aren't here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

i was thinking more of CQ
is he still around anyway? not seen him in a while.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

wait a minute
LIKE YOUR BIG FAT GAY BOYFRIEND

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)

if i had a boyfriend it might zing
as it is, i'll just add it to the pile and bring it out next time i have a use for it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

i don't know what you're geting at
are you saying you use gay men for sex?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

no
i am saying i will reserve your zing and i will bring it out and burn myself with it when i start dating the next victim.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

so that we can mock you for dating another gay man?
why not jsut date a straight man so you don't get mocked?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)

i could do that
i'll think about it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

maybe let your legs decide

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Good advice Quenders

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

it won't work for you
you need to carry on dating gay men
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Thanks mate
Sound advice
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 May 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I've been off for 3 days this year already, but that was unavoidable, and I used holidays for that
On average, I think I've only had 1 or two days off per year I've been here.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

you look pretty ill in that photo on flickr

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

You try having a camera flashed on you from right up close in your face, see how you look.
Also, that was last year.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

MAYBE I WILL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)