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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah morning.Today is the second day of my being shortstaffed, one more day to go.
Selfish cunts with their 'illness' and 'holidays'. I just hope that 'they' bring in that legislation soon where you can fire cunts with ease. Right? Couple of undeserved sackings and none of them would dare have a day off again.
Yeah.
Alt: I had chilli squid for dinner last night and it was fucking ace. Do you like chilli squid? If not, you must be some kind of GAY. Are you? Are you some kind of gaylord?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:31,
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We're short staffed at the minute, but that's mostly down to people leaving, and not having been replaced yetWe've lost 4 staff over the last two months, but only hired one. Add to that one member of staff is off on what could be long term leave, and it's starting to get a little strained.
Also, bacon is the breakfast of the gods.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:35,
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I might have a peanut butter sandwich in a minute.This 'power-walk' shit I've been doing lately sho' nuff makes a niggah HONGREH of a morning.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:37,
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"Ah sho am hungreh"Why not have some ribs instead?
Also, peanut butter? I'm ashamed of you Monty, that stuff is vile.
I'm yet to try chilli squid, although I do have a rather nice recipe for it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:38,
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How do you know it is nice if you have yet to try it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:41,
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It's a recipe I can't see being anything but niceMake spicy stew, take off heat, add squid, serve immediately.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:42,
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'Gimme a rib'Chris Rock's finest hour right there. I really fucking love that film, but then I am a huge blacksploitation films fan, and collected their soundtracks for a bit. 'Shaft in Africa' is one of the best - despite the film itself being fucking awful.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:44,
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I tried watching it a while back, but it was a bit too bizarre at the timeShall give it a try again sometime soon
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:46,
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If you don't know the original films which are being parodied you might struggle.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:51,
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I'm not a gaylord, I just don't like seafood. I'm always a bit scared that I'm going to lose my job waitressing. Not that I'd be unhappy about not having to waitress anymore, it's just I need the job to support myself and jobs are a bit thin on the ground here.
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I was called into a meeting yesterday where they asked me 'Why do you think you're here?'I was a bit panicked, as I've been keeping my nose clean recently, but it turns out they were just winding me up, and they needed to ask me about another member of staff's jobs.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:43,
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Big Punisher's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:44,
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I didn't know Battered worked for you?Alt: Chilli, yes. Squid, no. Gaylord? I don't think diet can contribute to this either way.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:40,
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I'll bow down to your superior knowledge in this field,but I'm sure that comes more under the heading "lifestyle" than "diet"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:45,
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Yeah well right now I'm eating Shreddies, no cocks anywhere near my mouth!
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Do a lot of 'bowing down' do ya?I say you do.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:46,
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Not if Bobby is standing behind me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:47,
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"It's not gay if I thought he was a girl"?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:51,
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Is that why you keep gazzing me pictures of your cock?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:50,
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Never had chilli squid but I like chilli and squid so sure,what the hell.Off to my exam shortly. Can't really be arsed as it's such a nice day already.
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Good luck, nigga.(if it's an English exam you fucking need it)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:46,
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English and Maths, got 100% for English on both practice papers. I know how it works.
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Ha, fuck off, right I need to go now so try and be nice to the other children today Monty ok.
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this is a great idea!the first person they should sack is the moaning cunt who whines and bleats about people being off on the pat.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:47,
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'On the pat'?Is this about Irish navvies?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:51,
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pat and mick = sickfucking hell, wake up monty!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:51,
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Rod Stewart'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzI'm not a real cockney, unfortunately. Despite being a 'face' in my 'manor'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:52,
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Oh shit.The sole of my right sneaker has just almost totally come off.
Fucking German shit cunt bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:57,
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I fail to see how this helps me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:09,
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They make great soles.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:10,
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You eat shoes???(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:13,
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In her culture they are a delicacy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:14,
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Australian culture, now there is an oxymoron.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:16,
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It's a biscuit.They were made by the women in australia during the first and second world wars when food rations were in place. It's like a oat, flour and golden syrup mixture that gets baked. Really tasty.
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Aussie National Zoological Anal Copulation.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:28,
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looked it up myselfAustalian and New Zealand Armed Corps apparently
prics
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Tie your laces around it.I had a flatmate who did that as he couldn't bear to part with his baseball boots even though the soles were hanging off. It looked well cool.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:08,
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Beating off the girls, he was.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:11,
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He did actually manage to pull a rather hot girl.They spent the next 6 months rutting as though the survival of humanity depended on it. I know this because his room was above the lounge.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:26,
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Maybe you should wear proper shoes like an adult(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:20,
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OMG! I had chilli squid for dinner too last night.What are the chances, eh?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:06,
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I bet yours wasn't as nice as mine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:08,
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The squid was fine; the company was horrendous.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:10,
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What are the chances, eh, etc.?(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:13,
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You had dinner together, didn't you?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:15,
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Yeah, it was more than dinner. There was booze too.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:21,
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Morning MontsI don't "do" ill. I've only had about 8 days off in 20 years, and 5 of those were enforced due to swine flu restrictions at work.
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Chilli squid is the fucking tits! NOM NOM NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:14,
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Surely bovine flu is more of a problem for you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:20,
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Chilli squid ftw!Speaking of gaylords - anyone see the Gok cooks chinese programme last night? Food looked excellent!
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I missed it. I will watch it tonight I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:24,
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Seafood is rank apart from fish fingers and taramasalataI'd fire any that says "No to cuts", then I'd cut them with a spoon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:20,
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No mussels, prawns, lobster, scallops?YOU FOOL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:23,
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mussels are the worst, they look like alien cunts and taste like the hull of a trawleractually I like prawns, lobster meh and scallops meh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:24,
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Scallops seared in butter with pancetta is one of the nicest things I've ever eatenI'm longing for mussels cooked in beer, tomato, chilli and coriander now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:26,
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I've never had it, but probably; I like seafoodto be honest, if we weren't already short staffed at work and I wasn't burdened with morals, on a day like today I'd seriously consider ringing in sick myself and going and reading a book in a field with cider and ice cream and not enough clothes.
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Oh man, I sure could go for a day like that. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:59,
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Me toobut sadly I'm at my desk at work doing tedious data entry again instead of outside getting sun-giddy.
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you should hire a scivvy to do it for you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:06,
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oh, well stop moaning and make me some tea then(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:14,
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I'm inside with all the windows closed and the curtains drawnLIKE A BOSS
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Kroney, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:07,
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I'm a very good driver, very good driver yaaaaarhhh(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:14,
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You mean the way I buy expensive sunglasses and then hide from the sun?Nah, I'm *quirky*
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Kroney, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:17,
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We've got three people on maternity leave with a fourth due on the starting blocks pretty soonAs long as the resulting sprogs aren't sporting my patented 'suave monobrow'* when they're paraded around the office I should be in the clear.
*neither patented nor suave.
Alt: I've never had squid. So I'll default to 'some kind of gaylord' for now. Sound like something I'd like. Er, chilli squid I mean, not being a gaylord.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:32,
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here i am trying to educate you all, make this a better placeand nobody ever bloody listens
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thanks sporto, you're the bestwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1621775
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I fucking live chili squid, I do naughty things with a bit of calamari. The trick to remember with squid is that you _could_ eat it roar, so just dust in flower and get a smoking hot pan, the moment that crust is formed, you're done.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:57,
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i saw a video of some japanese thing where they were eating octopus legsbut the legs were still alive and crawling out of the bowl
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apparently octopus legs don't need a brain to know they need to move around and find foodimagine that, intelligent legs
you could send them down the shops for your lambrini
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my legs do very well at getting champagne bought for me in bars, thank you very muchnow THAT'S intelligent.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:10,
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YOU'RE exactly the opposite of intelligentso ner
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:14,
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this is one of your more accurate statements(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:21,
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as i'm never ever sick, and insist on coming to work even when i am i agree with monty. nuke the hypochondriacs and give me their salaries.
urrrgh, no. squid is fucking rank.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:02,
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Most of them work for the public sector 12 days V 10 in the private sectoralthough 10 is fucking high as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:05,
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10 days a year off sick?are you fucking kidding me? I don't think I've had that cumulatively in ten years!
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same here, me and you are the only reliabel workers in broken britteni had 2 days off last week, probably the first time i've been ill in 15 years
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imagine eating live octopus legs, NAimagine them all trying to escape your plate as you stuff them down your throat
apparently some people have died from the tentacle suckers sticking in their throat as they desperately try to cling to life
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I heard this true story yeah, about this woman who put a lobste tail first in her twaqtthen held a lighter under it to makle it squerm but it had little lice in it and they crawled out and lived in her fanny
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:11,
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public sector don't know they're bornthat's what
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:10,
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in much the same way as detached octopus tentacles don't know they're dead(, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
there probably is a similarityflailing rather uselessly around complaining a lot about cushy conditions....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:14,
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i was thinking more of CQis he still around anyway? not seen him in a while.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:23,
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if i had a boyfriend it might zingas it is, i'll just add it to the pile and bring it out next time i have a use for it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:22,
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i don't know what you're geting atare you saying you use gay men for sex?
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noi am saying i will reserve your zing and i will bring it out and burn myself with it when i start dating the next victim.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28,
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so that we can mock you for dating another gay man?why not jsut date a straight man so you don't get mocked?
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I've been off for 3 days this year already, but that was unavoidable, and I used holidays for thatOn average, I think I've only had 1 or two days off per year I've been here.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:13,
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you look pretty ill in that photo on flickr(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:17,
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You try having a camera flashed on you from right up close in your face, see how you look.Also, that was last year.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:17,
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It must have lost something between me throwing it in the bin and you picking it up to eat.(, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)
HahahahI thought the pubes added a pleasant crunch, actually.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:26,
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they do throw those frisbees pretty fast oh god i hope he hasn't been hurt
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First Battered, now Adam. WHO IS NEXT?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:25,
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He's terrible.I tried to sell him to /Links.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35,
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^ THIS kind of post is precisely why they wouldn't even take you off my hands for nothing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39,
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Don't worry everyone. I found some old-skool Pumas in my filing cabinet!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28,
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You wanna employ a octopus for thattheir legs can get on with the work while they make tea
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42,
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I'm going to make a cup of tea, does anyone want one?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:30,
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It's just brewingDon't let me forget to go back and pour it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35,
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Don't forget to go back and pour it, Tango.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:36,
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Don't forget to go back and pour it, Tango.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:36,
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ALRIGHT I'M GOING NOW!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:38,
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*borrows a 'stirrer' off Kroney*that should work
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:45,
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You haven't forgotten now, have you?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:38,
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I forgot what a massive gaylord you were, but then I rememberd(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39,
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Your tea is here, Quentin.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:51,
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Simply allow it to cool offIt won't take long.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:02,
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Yes pleaseStrong, as little milk as humanly possible, no, even less than that, in what world is that strong? Ah FFS, just give me the fucking thing.
Useless bastard.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39,
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I want it the colour of a sunburnt Sri Lankan(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:40,
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Darker than a Nigerian after a house fire.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:43,
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as black as the cupboard where they kept me for years and fed me pins, pins, PINS(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:45,
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blacker than a guiness drinking Somalian's shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:44,
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This is the correct way to take your teaBut I'm afraid you're too late for this round.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:53,
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I just farted and my daughter giggled at meI'm so proud!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:46,
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10 months, she just has two bottom teeth beginning to emerge(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:48,
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have you seen that youtube video"baby scared by his own fart"
is v funny.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:02,
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But Nakers is telling us about his daughter!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:55,
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