I have no experience in counting paperclips and only occasionally change printer cartridges
sorry o/t I'm not what you're looking for
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I can teach you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)

i've always wanted to be 'part' of a forum, it's lonely being the shunned outsider

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Change your username to something vaguely female you'll get away with anything.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)

tried that, got totally perma banned after a week
I musn't have been very convincing
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Oh snugglesacks I knew we'd meet again.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)

my enormous breasts bring all the boys to the yard

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Don't they just.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

haha
You were snugglesacks? Genius
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I don't think he was.
Although I do suspect he might be the person using BGB's rejected username on qotw at the moment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)

is that not really the real BGB then?
i thought it was, it seems like her
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I believe it's part of what's known as 'a mental breakdown'
She's renamed her original account, switcherooed the name to another account and now posts under the second account as 'Big Girls Blouse', mostly to gob off at lothario fat mental american 'the resident loon'. This all means something, somewhere, I'm pretty sure.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:39, Reply)

But am a functional alcoholic, have a warped sex drive and keep heads in the fridge.
Maybe a position for me?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 22 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

At Dahmler

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)

dahmer more like

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

#insert THAT'S THE JOKE pic here#

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

then why did you spell dhamer wrong?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)

FFS
Daimler is a car manufacturer
Dahmer was a head manufacturer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)

so why did you say dahmler if it's daimler?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Which one is the chocolate bar?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)

it used to be dime but now it's daim
they had taht armadillo advert but i don't think he killed anyone or ran a carcompany
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:18, Reply)

So who was the guitarist in Pantera?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)

dimebag darrell
no affiliation to the chocolate bar, car company or serial killer i'm afraid

his name apparently comes from the fact that he used to carry bags of diamonds worth a dime of drugs or something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)

So who was the actress who played the mermaid in Splash?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Tom Hanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:42, Reply)

So who was the lead guitarist in The Shadows?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Cliff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)

So who presented Holiday '85?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Jill Dando

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)

So who was the singer in The Lemonheads?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Keith

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)