What do you call a three legged donkey?
A wonkey!

Hahahahaha
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ahahah this is the first one that's made me laugh.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

You must have missed mine, above.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Oh man, then you'll love the follow up.
Guess where it lives?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)

the isle of Man?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)

No, silly.
An unstable!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Naked ape is typing a email to all staff and copy and pasting that in right now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I'm adding to the funny quotes white board!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Our new development offices upstairs have whiteboard paint on the walls
People are now writing motivational quotes on them. I need to come in at the weekend and CDC it up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I downloaded a painting app for my new ipad
and the first thing i drew was a CDC.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I should hope so too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

A wonkey sanctuary?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)

What do you call a three legged donkey with a squint?
a winky wonkey.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

STOP THIS NOW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

What do you call a small three legged donkey with a squint?
A winky dinky wonky donkey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

whilst playing the piano?
A plinky plonky winky dinky wonky donkey.

Monty is going to fucking KILL us.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)

it's ok I brought it back to his level below

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)

DIE NOW.Thanks x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Your daughter is going to love these.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

she's right about this one, Monts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Will she bollocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a small three legged donkey with a squint, a whale, a white American, playing the piano in a James Brown style?

A plinky plonky winky minkie honky dinky wonky fonky donkey.

For fuck's sake my morning stool could write these.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

did you mean little richard?
i don't think james brown played piano
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

James Brown was fonky, not Little Richard.
The JB's had pianists and organists but I don't know their names and if I don't, no one else will, thus undermining this otherwise MASSIVELY FUNNY JOKE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:48, Reply)

on wikipedia there is a picture of him on keyboard
he must have played at least a bit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

YESSS!!!!!!!
That's what I meant to say, obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

What do you call a Chinese small three legged donkey with a squint?
A Chinky winky dinky wonky donkey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)

FUCK. OFF.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)