The barman says "I'm sorry, we don't serve time travellers"
Marty McFly walks into a bar
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:21, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's simply the pussy version of
A barman says "I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles in here"

A neutrino walks into a bar.

Embrace the geek, DF.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Except neutrinos have recently been proven to not travel faster than light so this doesn't work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

because, of course, Marty McFly has been scientifically demonstrated to travel in time.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

he has I saw a documentary in the cinema about his adventures

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

ah, right so.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

the fictional character works in the fictional joke
an incorrect scientific theory does not work in the fictional joke
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

since the joke is fictional
it doesn't make a jot of difference either way, Quents. All that matters is that, since the whole thing was in the news, the joke is understood whether the theory behind it is correct or not.

Or are you suggesting that all calendar seasons really ARE named after coiled bits of metal?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)

of course they are, otherwise my joke wouldn't work

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

well, you live and learn.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

all the months of the year are types of stylised, usually formal walking
except january, february, april, amy, june, july, august, september, october, november and december
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)

That's a whole other level of geek mate
Sci-fi, comics, LOTR - me. Anything remotely to do with actual science that you can study - you.

Morning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Morning Mr Foxtrot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

+ s
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Morning mate
How are you keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Quite good ta
A two hour power cut last night involving screaming daughter scared of the dark apart

You still heading for Manchester soon?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Afraid not
Well, I'm quite pleased about it because Manchester is a shithole, but it makes me sad that I won't be around to meet you for beers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Awww

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Yeah I know
Come see CombiChrist with me in London next month instead!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Fuck That Shit
Actually, it is Mrs Cow's 40th soon and I'm off on holiday so therefore fucking skint
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Fair play
Where you off to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Menorca for a week
\o/

I need a holiday so badly.....

Also trying to arrange a day/night in York for just me and her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)

You big soft twat
Sounds lovely mate. Enjoy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I hope to

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Ooh.
Are you back?
Where's your wheelie bin, etc.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Morning darling
Not really back, super busy at work which is why I haven't been posting and also why I shouldn't be doing so now.

Designing biscuits now are we?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Yes, and you should totally follow it.
Also, because you're never around to talk to any more, I hop next weekend goes reaaly well for you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

That's really kind of you, thank you :-)
I am slightly confused by this link of yours
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

How so?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Well I expected it to be your biscuit designing business frankly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

You see Scottys ashes were shot into orbit the other day.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Yeah I thought that was awesome
The question is, do we have to wait for James Cameron to die to bury him at sea?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Now his ashes are as close to Scotland as his accent ever was.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

3rd time lucky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)