Evening Spaz-hammocks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 22:52, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Evening Jeffrey.
I'm loldrunk. How are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 22:56, Reply)

I'm bang on b3thany.
Why are you a bit wobbly?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Two massive vodkas.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 23:00, Reply)

What was the occasion?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I can't unclench my jaw, and it really hurts.
I think it must be down to stupid amounts of stress. I thought maybe having a drink would loosen me up.

It did. Especially my legs.

No, that sounds rude.

I mean my walking muscles.

No, that's askng for a strikethrough.

Let's just say I'm fucking hammered.

You're not just in from work, are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)

I got in about ten(ish).

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Ah, the time Sean Connery likes to turn up for Wimbledon.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 May 2012, 23:48, Reply)

Sup boyo.
I have to work tomorrow, this is shit news.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)

I wish I had work.
Though not necessarily tomorrow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 23:06, Reply)

It's 28 degrees here tomorrow!
On the plus side no one I know is free, I'd rather be working than sitting in the house doing nothing. And I can sit in the office garden which is very nice. I'm not going to do any actual work.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Think of the coin Baz.
It's the only reason any of us bother.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:33, Reply)

I do need money.
Seeing as I was forced to buy a bag for 160 quid today against my will.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Ouch.
What was the story behind that?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:44, Reply)

He saw it
and thought 'I want that'. Either that or he bought it for his missus.
(berk, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Or it was a nose bag full of ketamin.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 May 2012, 23:49, Reply)

I went into Liberty because there's an APC bag I was thinking of getting.
I asked if they had it as I couldn't find it, they said yes and took me to it, it was behind the till. Asked if that's the one I meant and I said yes, as in yes can I look at it, and before I could blink he's scanned it at the till and telling me 'that's 160 pounds please sir'. I was too embarrassed to correct him so just went along with it. It's a nice bag to be fair, but I don't want it. The missus works round the corner she's gonna take it back for me on Friday. I'm never going in there again, the sales staff are ruthless.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)