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I'd say 'No fat chicks', but we all know that's not true.
Alt: Washing up, due to having had bad skin on my hands for years. Gloves just make my hands feel horrible, so that's not much better.
Alt Alt: Liver.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:42,
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Everyone secretly wants to have a fat chick at some point.
And those people with fat chicks occasionally wish they could have a skinny bird.
I was actually thinking a little while ago, that I've never slept with a really skinny person. I've fingered a couple, but never gone all the way.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:46,
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So you're saying that skinny girls have better taste in blokes than fat girls?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:47,
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There was one really skinny girl I got with
Must admit, wasn't the best, I felt like I had to be gentle, or I'd break her.
Then again, she was only 5.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:48,
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* resists temptation to call you someone else's user name *
I don't want to be stepped again.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:50,
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I bet she was Mad
+die
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:02,
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Fat chicks are like mopeds
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Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:53,
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Not allowed on motorways?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:56,
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that's the one
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Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:58,
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The upside to fat chicks is that everything feels like tits
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:59,
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Slap the thigh and ride in on the waves
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Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:01,
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Cover her in flour and fuck the wet bit
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Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:01,
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"Fucked her, rolled over twice, was still on the bitch"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04,
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"Hey love, fart and give 'us a clue"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04,
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Ask her to fart to give you a clue.
Fucksticks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04,
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Haha, gutted
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:05,
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the 13:06 to ZING will de departing shortly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:06,
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"Like shagging a well stuffed Chesterfield sofa"
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 May 2012, 13:21,
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Fat birds put the effort into it
Skinny ones do not
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04,
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This is true
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:05,
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I also agree
The best head I ever got was off a fat bird, it was first thing in the morning after a night out too and she didn't batter an eyelid, top lass, the girl I was with before was an "ok but wash it first" type. Mind you both were better than what I ended up with.
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Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:06,
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I can recall two of the curvier ladies that have visited my sports-shed
were very enthusiastic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:08,
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I'd have asked her out if she wasn't fat
Instead I just never saw her again.
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Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:11,
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I think I also did this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:12,
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Shagging a really skinny lass...
...is like trying to hump a bag full of elbows. A little bit of padding makes everything more comfortable.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 May 2012, 13:23,
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I'm no expert
But it sounds to me as though you are doing it wrong.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:25,
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Obviously I've never *actually* humped a bag full of elbows
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 May 2012, 13:26,
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:31,
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One of my exes was a size 6.
She was proper Auchwitz '45 build. It wasn't great.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:57,
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