Two things that made me laugh in the Metro today:
1. The genius Turkish kid who ‘tweeted’ at the bloke who wrote Touching The Void ‘You’re just a stupid who fell down on a mountain’. Bra-vo, young man, quite, quite true.
2. An actress was interviewed and actually used the phrase ‘really into film’.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:21, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What an idiot
Genuine fans call it "cinema"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Alright, spastic?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

The evidence against me is overwhelming
Posting in a specific place on the internet. What a giveaway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Obviously. I mean, posting in a wide variety of areas seems to be working out so well for him.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

The guy who fell landed on his feet
This forced his Tibia up through his femur, splitting it in 2.

O_O
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

fucking hell.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

owowowowowowowowowowowow!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I couldn't care less.
The stupid cunt deserved it. It's like sporting injuries: I have not got longterm hamstring issues or whatever because I don't run about like a homosexual playing stupid games all the time.

I think those cunts who get stuck up Snowdon in a t shirt or whatever should be left to DIE or at the very least pay for their rescue.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)