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I found booze.
but it's sweet booze and I have nothing to mix it with. And I'm too classy to drink it straight from the bottle.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:24,
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What booze is it??
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:25,
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I have a choice of either Bailey's or McAlisters Whisky
No ice. No milk. Nothing to mix it with.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:27,
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Surely someone has ice?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:28,
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Not in my building.
and I don't really feel like scraping off the build up off the inside of the freezer.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:29,
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FFS
You aren't trying here
Shove the bottle in the freezer for 20 mins
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:30,
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got ice cream?
I've got ice cream
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:28,
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too poor for icecream.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:28,
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coffee?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:29,
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neither me or my housemate drinks coffee, so we don't have it.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:30,
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got cheese?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:30,
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Not since my monthly shower, no
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:31,
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got crisps?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:31,
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:32,
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No.
I have bread, two apples, two bananas, and half a dozen muesli bars. and a couple of tins of soup. This has to last until wednesday next week.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:31,
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fucking fruit salad baileys
why do i have to think all of this up for you?
chop the fruit, pour on some baileys like it's cream, job's a goodun
you owe me £75 consultation fee
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:33,
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baileys and m uesli might make a nice mix too
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:34,
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Fuck that. I ain't paying you nothin'.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:34,
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i'll come to your house and take your tv if you don't
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:36,
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if you can unbolt it and break the chains holding it to the wall, you're welcome to it.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:37,
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i'll take your scooter too
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:38,
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I don't have one of them.
I have a beat up old car instead.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:39,
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thanks, i'll have that to cover some of the flight costs and admin charges
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:40,
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Good plan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:28,
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Man up poppet.
Get hammered and entertain us with drunken posting while we're all at work.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:29,
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DOWN IN ONE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:29,
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Nah I'll have to get drunk some other time.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:32,
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You've let offtopic down.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:33,
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*shakes head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:34,
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I'm sure you'll survive without my drunken antics.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:34,
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Put it in a glass first then.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:25,
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GAY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:27,
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