seem to gave lost my nail varnish remover
I guess purple sparkly nails to work it is
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:26, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

gET A REAL JOB

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

i can't
not with all these facial tattoos
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Define real job.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)

One that doesn't involve hiding out in the staff room gossiping about who got fingered in the bogs at lunchtime before running home at three, and then being off for like thirty seven weeks of the year
and dreaming about staff inset days and when the next strike is over ludicrous pensions that the state can't afford
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:33, Reply)

+ and demanding extra money for patroling the playground

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)

+ having creepy stains on his trousers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)

+ of having BO - all teachers make it their business to smell of piss.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Bobs gone awfully quiet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:38, Reply)

He is busy pissing on his jacket with the leather elbow patches.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:38, Reply)

and encrypting all his phone video footage from the nativity play

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:40, Reply)

That he directed.
Who knew that Mary wore a bikini....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:49, Reply)

donkey in a mankini
****'s less successful follow up album to ******
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:51, Reply)

You've lost me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

there was a whole stream of consciousness that I
didn't type, that was what was left
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:54, Reply)

you kind of asked for that, Bob

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Don't forget
falling over themselves to give extra tuition and attention to the kids who are clearly a superior breed because their parents moved into new builds that were three times the price of anything else in the area, and letting the rest of them go fuck themselves.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:31, Reply)

You could just pull your fingernails out.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:46, Reply)

eugh!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Only tryingto help...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:48, Reply)

have you won the quiz yet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:51, Reply)

We got pipped at the last round.
Five bastard weeks in a row, that team has won.

That used to be our trick.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

You need to add me to the team.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Well, come over next weekend.
if you're not working Monday morning, you won't have to be in bed early.

although, I doubt there'd be a train back at that time of night, so you might have to drive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Course.
There is a bank holiday weekend coming up.

Sorry. I'll be busy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Every week she says 'See you next week. Bring your friends.'
and I look across the table at mr b3th and teh dog, and I think 'This *is* my friends.'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:03, Reply)

You need to get out more.
There are jobs in Bristol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Well, send a couple of them to Weston for me...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:07, Reply)

No,
Leave the homestead and go and get one. Mr B3th will look after Biscuit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Outside is scary.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:14, Reply)

It's great!
How is the website coming along?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)

aren't you following it?
I had a week off, what with one thing and another, but it's looking okay. I'm pretty happy with it, anyway.
I just joined twitter yesterday so I'd have another marketing arm.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Get Battered to follow you.
(I don't follow people - or websites).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)

At least you've got a husband and a dog
I was the only person in the park on their own today.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)

It could have been worse.
You could have had six screaming kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:10, Reply)

You'd have had no one nagging you to buy them an ice-cream though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:11, Reply)

You can't get a Mr Whippy van in to Port Meadow
you can only get in to it via a couple of little footpaths. Besides which, I'm so broke that I came prepared and brought one from home.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:15, Reply)

I'll buy you a personal injury ice-cream next time I see you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I'm not one to turn down a free ice cream, you know
I may well hold you to that.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:28, Reply)

How are plans for the new qualification coming along?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Plans are made, I'm just waiting for the start of termtime now I think
although I do want written confirmation from my boss of what was verbally agreed.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:37, Reply)

Well I hope you get it.
At what point will you be Dr. Berk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Lordy, not for some time
if ever. It's only an MSc.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:46, Reply)

'Only'
It's not an 'only' qualification.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Well no
I will be proud of it. But it's not a PhD.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:55, Reply)

But it is a qualification that could lead to a PhD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Yes, it could
it will certainly give me more choice in the matter. However that career path is fraught with...fraughtness. In academia, anyway.
(berk, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:02, Reply)

I know a doc of science.
You'll have to let me know if you could do with some advice. I can pass on your number.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:03, Reply)

last week we got 19/40 in ours
we aren't great
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:55, Reply)

With a score like that, you should have invaded Poland.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Ha ha, you suck
*laughs and points at Cavy*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:00, Reply)