Becoming a parent.
I finally felt a bit less like I was merely pretending.

I had a brilliant weekend. Super-ace time with daughter at Victoria Park and a barbecue and pissup in London Fields yesterday avec Lusty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nobody asked you about your weekend.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:34, Reply)

I don't give a toss.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Beakering wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Speaking. How may I help?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:37, Reply)

You can start by DYAAKY.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Oh man I just worked out DYAAKY.
I giggled.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 8:38, Reply)

You first.

/ac
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:39, Reply)

I really like Victoria Park.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:36, Reply)

They've recently completed a super kiddies play area.
I realise this is of more interest to me than to you but it is true nevertheless. I'll be back there asap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Nonce.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:38, Reply)

MODDDDDDSSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Happy to oblige:

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)

All I can see are some rubbish 'mod' revivalists
I wonder if they understood the irony of being a 'retro' modernist?

Somehow I doubt it. The spastics.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

^ Very much this ^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I will not be returning any time soon. Or to that part of London.
I don't ever want to go across the river again. It'll make everything quite difficult, especially with going back to Newcastle tomorrow. I might build a den in Lewisham or somewhere and never leave.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:39, Reply)

You massive Deacon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Maybe not Lewisham it is quite shit.
Blackheath maybe. Or my bed.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Chin up, lad.
You're being a bit bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)

I'm allowed to be bent today.
And self indulgent. And selfish. I'm also allowed to chain smoke. Done about eight in the last hour. I'm going to have another.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I really like Victoria's Secret.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:37, Reply)

That she's really a man?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Bumped in to 'her' on your last visit to Transformations did you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

You know only too well that I did.
I went in there to collect my protection racket money and saw you wanking in a booth. I wasn't going to mention it but seeing as you did first...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Ha ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)