I'd like to get stuck in that Mel one's arse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mel Smith?
Errrrr!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Of course, the sexy, fat, bald, unfunny cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Big Nose Blatt?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Yeah
I don't know why
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

At least the Appletons were worth a go

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I disagree
See below.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I do
Your natural instinct on seeing a group of girls is to make a snap decision on which one you would most like to shag.
Even if it means choosing the best of a bad lot, you will stick to your decision.
Hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

yeah, but Shaznay tangles???
YOU FUCKING PERVERT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

No thanks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I think her nose has been broken in the past.
That's why it's so manky looking.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I've told her once...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)