i went to see "one man, two guv'nors" on fri, it was really excellent
you should all go.

the number of cunts invading and swarming around london at the weekend really annoyed me. god knows how people cope with living somewhere like brighton. the cunt explosions round there as soon as there is one ray of sunshine must be infuriating.

it has made me think that the olympics is NOT going to be fun. we should have a cunt exclusion zone around zones 1 & 2, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:35, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Is that like two girls one cup?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)

much much dirtier

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

phwoar

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I am sick of living in London. Fucking shit pit, full of crime, dirt, noise, pollution, bad schools and poor people.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I'm sick of the entire South East.
Overcrowded with total, total cunts.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Yep. I like the idea of moving to Cambridge at the moment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

That's worse.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Why?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

more tourist cunts in a smaller area
and students. lots and lots of students.

on BIKES.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Wouldn't live right in the centre. It's a compromise; I want to live in the countryside, wife has always lived in cities.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

there's no real compromise to that
without you both losing out. Just do one or the other.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

It's looking like we will rent this place out for a year and rent somewhere out of London before making a final decision.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

because it's just as overcrowded
only with shitkicking fendwellers, students and japanese tourists
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Mind you
up here is hell on earth for three weeks in August.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Indeed. Will be in Edinburgh this weekend though at my inlaws. I shall seek solace in the St Vincents bar and maybe get out to North Berwick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Haven't been to St Vincents for a while as it goes.
I must remember that next time I'm out and stop just living in the Orchard.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Inlaws live on Heriot Row so it's the closest place to me that I like.
Going to try and get a table at Bleu Escargot as well.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

You can book it online.
here

You usually need 3 weeks notice for a weekend but you never know. also, they've opened a sister place in the west end, L'escargot blanc, which I reckon is as good but is much easier to get in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Thanks.
We' ve been a few times before - the owners are friends of my sister-in-law.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I quite fancy Bristol or Gloucester.

( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

+s or Gloucester
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Wonderful cars.

( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

bender.
I give you one chance to embrace your masculinity, and you fucking blow it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I don't need to prove it
I'm a rampant example of manhood.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Just trying to get home to Guildford on Saturday was awful.
M25 was nose to tail the entire way around because of all the cunts driving MPVs and estates with fucking roofboxes on top.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

oooh look it's sunny let's go to london for the day and pretend we're cool
NO. FUCK OFF AND SUNBATHE IN YOUR OWN SHITHOLE, SHITCUNTS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

i don't even understand why anyone would come to london when its hot
there are much better places
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

because they are pricks
for whom coming to london is unbearably exciting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Correct.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

And of course nobody thinks to check their fluid levels
because nobody has the first idea how to maintain their cars anymore, so they all overheat and break down causing more tailbacks.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

i'd check your fluid levels, if you know what i mean

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Going to insert your dipstick?

( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1627109
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Have you given your login to your dad or something?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

In many ways
I'm a Seventies throwback.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Sounds like a shit Mark Lamarr tribute act.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

You could try not living in London?
just a thought

Also, morning petal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

hello stunner
but you didn't listen to me: i love living here, it's the cunts who come up to london for the day and clog it up with their dreadful provincial accents that i can't bear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

It's too full of cunts in the summer
without the visitors.

London would be a vaguely pleasant place if it had about a third the population it does now.

I'm fucking dreading coming down for the olympics. Couple it with epic jetlag and I might just kill some fuckers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

You're saying that the cunts who go there to live
and clog the place up with their dreadful provincial accents are worse?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

maybe when they first arrive
but they don't wander around going, "ooooh, it's expensive innit" or thinking they are cool because they "know london really well, right, because their mate lives there and they've been to stay with him before".

urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Have you tried to improve your own accent since moving there?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)

i don't really have an accent
i lived in bucks when i was learning to talk, and whilst i don't sound cut-glass like i used to after the move to cheshire (family videos of me are hilarious, i sound like the bloody queen), i'm nearer to sloane than northerner.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Ah, I assumed you had some northern in your accent.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

No you're not. You sound like a Lancashire miner.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Your Northern is far less pronounced
than it was a few years ago.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

absolutely.

although accent has nowt to do with it, it's just them being cunts I object to.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I think your own city suffers from the summer influx of twats and knobheads
I hate going to Edinburgh in August.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

totally, as I said up there.
but at least it's only 3 weeks rather than constantly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)