Does anyone remember...
A story on here years ago about a guy trolling a local paper "bonnie baby" competition. He photoshopped a baby and said it had some weird disease, I think he called it the wolf boy, or something like that. Does that sound familiar to anyone?

I am discussing whether it is ever ok to tell a parent that their baby is ugly. I think parents should deal with it and accept that their baby looks like a half chewed toffee, the girls in the office disagree.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 28 May 2012, 13:40, 81 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No-one ever faces up to the fact that their baby is an uggo.
In truth, I don't like newborn babies at all. Any of them, including my own. I am fortunate in that my daughter is v good looking and photogenic but this could be her 'peak', who knows, she might turn out to be rather plain. That might not be such a bad thing anyway.

EDIT: re 'wolf baby' - fuck knows, soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)

This thread is going remarkably well, don't you think?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)

don't worry mont
i'd still fuck her x
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Ooof but lolling now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Hahaha
Take a ticket, wait for your number to be called.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)

This is your latest money making scheme?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I just hope my daughter doesn't grow up looking like me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)

She won't
Your milkman is SO much more handsome
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)

he's actually the postman, 'milk man' is just his nickname

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)

4 pinter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)

My kids both look like me but in different (i.e. much nicer) ways
It is very odd

As a parent you obviously think your kids are perfect and others are the uggos.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Both of my kids have been blessed with looking like their mother and not at all like me.
Oh and mine are perfect and all the others are uggos.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)

But I am perfect
*brushes shoulders off*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Apart from that dandruff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I take two bottles into the shower
Red wine and gin
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)

woah don't be treading on scarpe and barry's toes here
scarpe's been off the sauce for years, and baz is the baord's HARDCORE drinker now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

        
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)

I think people must know if their kid is butters.
And smile at them through gritted teeth whilst cursing their own genetics.
I'm going to Spain in two weeks now. Go me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Have you finished for the Summer now? had my last presentation this morning. So happy that it's all done for a while now.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Finished two weeks ago.
Going back to Newcastle tomorrow though. Well, Wednesday now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Menorca on Saturday!
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Brittany on Sunday
\o/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Christina on Monday!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

chilling on sunday

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

My gf insists I should tidy up my pathetic beard.
My counter-argument is that I don't want to look like Craig David*

*ie a blackamoor
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)

She's pretty tidy as is.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Leave it
Tell her its Sirius business!
( Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Shame he doesn't have his Giving head on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

probably best stick to the men
orcas have a tendency to kill you if you try to fuck them
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

No sense of danger

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Hot or Not?
( Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Have you been waterboarding your son?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

I don't have a son

( Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Mental torture FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Ok ok, the "cyborg" on the right.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)

No, I'm afraid I haven't waterboarded her

( Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

i would, til she was gasping for air and vomiting like abu zubaydah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

with my penis & semen, obv
i hope this was implied properly
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)

The one on the right appears to be puking out milk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Milk puke always comes out like cottage cheese when they puke
Its disgusting
( Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)

This^
My daughter was ill a few months ago and her puke smelled like fucking drain cleaner or something. It was truly awful
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

the one on the left's got too many chromosomes for my liking
but i wouldn't mind malletting a tent peg up the one on the right
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I dunno how to say this without being harsh
But her first words were just "Him? Fuck off, I'm not fucking that witless cunt!"

Sorry mate
( Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

i didn't say i needed consent

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

I know
but its still kinda harsh what she said and all
( Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

i'm used to it, got a tough skin these days
thats how come i never cry when i'm raping anymore
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

My Facebook is full of pictures
of other peoples' bloody babies. I think I'm going to have to start blocking their posts from showing up.

Leaves more room for my rage posts that way, too.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

It's a common issue with people with children
That many of them fail to realise that no one gives a single shit about their kids except them.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I wouldn't mind if they were doing something cool
but the relentless baby sleeping pictures with "my little angel xxxx" titles, or one ugly baby next to a friends' ugly baby with the "best friends! xxx" titles fucking do my head right in.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

you can filter or unfriend, stop being such a woman

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

A friend of mine posted a photo on Facebook
of her daughter's first shit in a potty. It put me off my walnut whip.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Hmmm, one of mine did that too
WTF
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

It's a different class of person up North
and no mistake.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

A shit in a potty is like porn for you though, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Not if it's in a potty
paedocoprophilia is sick and wrong.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

But...
if they tip the potty into those ice cube bags, you are in?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)

It was a bit grim.
"Look, my daughter has got the same bodily functions as six billion other people".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

The worst one is when people have 'pregnancy trackers' on there.
I mean for fuck sake.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

This^
I got one update from a girl on my FB that said she was due to give birth.....a week after she gave birth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Oh yeah this one had that, too.
"Week 24 and your little bundle of joy is now the size of a melon."
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

FB needs more melon size updates

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I've made thing of just posting 'Jesus Christ' on each of the updates.
It's amazing how angry people get. I especially like doing it to girls who are about nineteen.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I liked doing it to girls who are about 19 too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

try not being friends with so many shitcunts
simple
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Well most babies are pretty rancid looking.
However all kittens are cute. Fact.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Nonce
You love young pussy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Where have you gone The Kwyjibo?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)

It's like he doesn't really care what our opinion is.
What a cunt, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I hope he gets run over by a train and a bus today and then dies in a fire

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)

sorry to disappoint you...
Still alive and kicking.

I want to tell this Guy his baby is ugly, and I might do on my last day at work along with telling everyone what iI really rthink of them.

I wouldn't, but its a nice thought.

I disappeared cos I was at work, i genuinely wanted to find that story, but I guess I'm going to be disappointed.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 28 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

is kwijibo a thing from the simpsons? it rings a bell

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)

did i ask you?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)

At least he's not one of the 12 to have you on ignore.
Don't make it 13.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)

shit you're right, i should try to make myself more likeable
thanks bearpookie, you're alright
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)

apart from the whole giving in his notice with no job to go to affair

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

fuck, is it still a bloke?
fucks sake could somebody put a warning on this unemployable prick please?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Monday Quentin is angry Quentin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

i'm not angry sporto, soz
i had a lovely weekend and that, let's not fall out
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I couldn't fall out with you Q
*ruffles hair*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)