Speaking of words
How the hell could I only find out yesterday that being sodomized means being done up the bum. I thought it meant being compromised or weakened, or that you feel cheated. I've told tons of people I've been sodomized before. Everything is starting to fall into place now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:25, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh, genuine LOL right now
I'm sorry, Baz, I do feel for you, but that's proper funny.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

This is why your girlfriend dumped you
she thought you were being annally violated serveral times a night by some Russian sailors
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

she thought

edit - annally violated? is that up the arse, but only once a year?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Wouldn't that be annually?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

that's the joke.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Oh.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)

If it's any consolation, I don't think it was a good joke.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

You silly bugger.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Hahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha*has heart attack*ahahahahahahahah
*flatlines*
*recovers a bit*
ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahhaah
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Oh dear, that brilliant far better than when I found out it wasn't a window still, my parents though it cute and let me carry on saying it
I got my own back a few years later when I discovered that my mum thought that if you wanted Suzanne Vega you would find her at the Leisure Centre.
( Peej, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

In fairness it's a decent enough phrase to mean 'fucked over'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

"I'm feeling quite sodomized right now".
For fuck sake Barry, for fuck sake.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I think that's OK.
No worse than 'I've been shafted' is it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:48, Reply)

you shouldn't have admitted this before tonight
there will be MUCH mocking
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Don't forget to mock him for being a moping alcoholic consumerist pussy as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

As long as he doesn't get sodomized.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

By Barry's definition he has been sodomized fucking hard by his girlfriend
in fact she sodomised him so hard he's turned to drink
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

:(

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)