That sounds alright, and is certainly better than a kick in the arse
It'll probably suit someone in the trades who needs start up capital for equipment. There's no end of college courses to assist.

Well done the Condems
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Great. More window cleaners, that's what the economy needs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)

There are plenty of empty lampposts to use as company offices

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Depends on the size of their equipment.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Its OK from far away

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

It varies based on viewing distance I've heard.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

closer = bigger
far away = smaller
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)

UNLESS musical instruments are involved, obviously

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)

NO IT APPLIES TO MUSICAL INSTUMENTS MOPST OF ALL DAMIT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)

i feel like someone who dropped a match in the bush with this banjolele thing
i have no idea how i started it, or how long it will rage on for, but i know it will consume everything in its path of fiery doom
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)

I have to BASS some jokes on it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)

guitart of here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Stop it, or I'll BAN JO ass

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Cello sporters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Don't make me violin-t

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)

look, EVERYONE knows i was right
i don't know why they can't just admit it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Sorry Quentin
But it's well established scientific fact that the law of perspective doesn't apply to stringed, wooden instruments.
( Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

It's the Ukelawly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)

fuck's sake

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)

What does a drink have to do with all this?
Guitar-n topic again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)

stop blowing your own trumpet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Some guy went to clean my windscreen with the biggest squeegy I've ever seen, it looked like a duvet wrapped around a broom handle
then I realised it was just Battered in his new "less stressful" job and he was very close to me.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)

By trades - plasterers, sparks, chippies etc
Any wanker can drive around with a ladder and a bucket
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Al for example

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Exactly, I'd rather people are doing that than being on the dole.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Trades should be far better taught and regulated to make them a positive choice for young people
for whom academia isn't their nbest bet.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)

We need more ditch diggers than we do people with Fine Art degrees

( Peej, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)