Well
It's Davvers, and no mistake.

How goes it, fella, ma lad?

Yes, more quiet than silence wrapped up in a very thick duvet.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I've been slaving over a hot stove since I got in.
Still, it'll be worth it. Rigatoni Diavola always is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

I say "since I got in".
That's not strictly true as I had half an hour to chill and stuff. Lies on QOTW. Who knew?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)

It
sounds , eh, lovely. I prefer stovies. Nom and more nom.

What is this alien dish of which you speak?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I happen to love stovies as well.
Rigatoni Diavola is basically bolognese sauce, with a hint of chilli, layered onto rigatoni pasta and mozzarella cheese, then baked in the oven. I've added peppers, mushrooms and fried courgettes for the five a day lols.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:52, Reply)

That
does sound good.

Even to this heathen porridge-wog.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)

You've got me thinking about stovies now.
My nan used to be excellent at making them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Traditional
monday night dish, following Sunday roast the day before.

It's a right bastard cleaning the pan afterwards, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Most people just flush.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Neither
set of cheeks redden easily.

You must know of stovies, surely?

Sorry,it's B3th, not Shirley. My mistake. I'm new here.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Yeah, I know stovies.
They're bogging.

I tell you what I do miss, though. Bridies. Can't get them down here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:07, Reply)

"Bogging?"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)

It's Scots for minging.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Lies. Stovies are ace.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)

No
It's the other way round.

Mingin' is Scots for boggin'. Neither word has a "g" at the end. That's called English.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Nae
boggin' at a'.

Bridie's come fae Forfar, which is where God wid pit the tube if he winted tip' gie the world an enema. Or maybe that's Peterheid. I get confused.

Bradies, however are quite pleasant and are widely available.

I'll send you some, if you want.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I've never heard of bradies
and I'm also nearly a porridge wog. Had I been born 500 years or so earlier, I would have been.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)

so close

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I know.
Damned border skirmishes keeping me from benefiting greatly from whatsisname's formula.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Barnet, that's the cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Thanks.
I'll be at home in July. I might pick some up then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Will you get, wait for it....
A BUNCH? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I don't get it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Popular American TV sitcom of the 70's...
*waits*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Yeah
only they're not actually 'bradies'. They're 'bridies'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:18, Reply)

No
They're not.

They are only bridies in Forfar. Everywhere else they're called bradies. Apart from Dundee, where they all live in caravans and sell pegs for a living. Or tar your drive.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I've always known them as bridies.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I
Norite?

People north of Forfar don't call them that, though. Even Glaswegians call them East Coast Shite Sandwiches.

It's like folk from Fife call tatties, "totties." Nobody else does.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Yeah, but they're funny in Fife.
Look at my brother, for starters.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I
Worked in Fife, for a brief period.

The doctors used to write "FEFF" in the notes.

It meant fucked, even for Fife.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)

haha
My parents live in Glenrothes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Will
they grow out of it, do you think?

To be fair, I've only been there once. I peed in the park and they got another star in the tourist board ratings.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Ah
The Brady Bunch.

They did not taste nice. Apart from the girl.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)