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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:43,
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latest was 14 years ago)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:47,
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I got Japanese for dinner, it was a mistake, I wish I had the common spence to get Chinese instead. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:49,
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whats wrong with it?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:54,
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I've had too much of it recently, the pleasure has turned into the regular.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:08,
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*rollerskates under lorry*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:41,
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What's up lil'un? (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:28,
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YouSaid "eight", I said "nine". I realised, too late, that it was probably dyslexia-based. Soz, is the term, I believe.
I'm fine, my good fella, how's you?
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Quiet tonight, innit?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:40,
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Innit... innit... innit...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:43,
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Christ, there's even an echo.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:43,
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But I don't live in Sunderland...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:49,
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WellIt's Davvers, and no mistake.
How goes it, fella, ma lad?
Yes, more quiet than silence wrapped up in a very thick duvet.
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I've been slaving over a hot stove since I got in.Still, it'll be worth it. Rigatoni Diavola always is.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:46,
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I say "since I got in".That's not strictly true as I had half an hour to chill and stuff. Lies on QOTW. Who knew?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:48,
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Itsounds , eh, lovely. I prefer stovies. Nom and more nom.
What is this alien dish of which you speak?
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I happen to love stovies as well.Rigatoni Diavola is basically bolognese sauce, with a hint of chilli, layered onto rigatoni pasta and mozzarella cheese, then baked in the oven. I've added peppers, mushrooms and fried courgettes for the five a day lols.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:52,
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You've got me thinking about stovies now.My nan used to be excellent at making them.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:57,
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Traditionalmonday night dish, following Sunday roast the day before.
It's a right bastard cleaning the pan afterwards, though.
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Neitherset of cheeks redden easily.
You must know of stovies, surely?
Sorry,it's B3th, not Shirley. My mistake. I'm new here.
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Yeah, I know stovies.They're bogging.
I tell you what I do miss, though. Bridies. Can't get them down here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:07,
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"Bogging?"(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:10,
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Lies. Stovies are ace.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:12,
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NoIt's the other way round.
Mingin' is Scots for boggin'. Neither word has a "g" at the end. That's called English.
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Naeboggin' at a'.
Bridie's come fae Forfar, which is where God wid pit the tube if he winted tip' gie the world an enema. Or maybe that's Peterheid. I get confused.
Bradies, however are quite pleasant and are widely available.
I'll send you some, if you want.
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I've never heard of bradiesand I'm also nearly a porridge wog. Had I been born 500 years or so earlier, I would have been.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:12,
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I know.Damned border skirmishes keeping me from benefiting greatly from whatsisname's formula.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:18,
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Barnet, that's the cunt.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:22,
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Thanks.I'll be at home in July. I might pick some up then.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:13,
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Will you get, wait for it....A BUNCH? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:14,
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Popular American TV sitcom of the 70's...*waits*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:16,
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Yeahonly they're not actually 'bradies'. They're 'bridies'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:18,
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NoThey're not.
They are only bridies in Forfar. Everywhere else they're called bradies. Apart from Dundee, where they all live in caravans and sell pegs for a living. Or tar your drive.
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INorite?
People north of Forfar don't call them that, though. Even Glaswegians call them East Coast Shite Sandwiches.
It's like folk from Fife call tatties, "totties." Nobody else does.
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Yeah, but they're funny in Fife.Look at my brother, for starters.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:37,
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IWorked in Fife, for a brief period.
The doctors used to write "FEFF" in the notes.
It meant fucked, even for Fife.
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Willthey grow out of it, do you think?
To be fair, I've only been there once. I peed in the park and they got another star in the tourist board ratings.
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Is it gayshift time?I'm eating Frosted Shreddies.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:47,
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Freak.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:48,
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Takes one etc.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 20:52,
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*sob*I always miss the good memos.
All I get is shite about "efficiency savings."
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Good thanks GonzWings and wedges for tea, am now rather full, and I really need to get more of those wedges, they're fantastic.
EDIT: More wings I mean, not wedges
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:08,
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Make your own you lazy fucker.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:10,
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Backtracking I see you are.Much to learn, you have.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:13,
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*Pulls the back of AA's grundies up* As requested by the Skid-Master-General that is Agnostic Antichrist.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:13,
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I think you must have transferred it to the missus.She's been sparked out on the sofa since we got back at 6.30.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:15,
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Nah, she's feeling pukey and sore throaty.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:16,
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A good night's kip will hopefully sort her out.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:21,
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Tut tut, how could you be so rude?!Young Tourettes is a demure, innocent lady, with nary a care in the world for anything erotic...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alright, she's foul mouthed, and we love her!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:40,
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She's awake now.Three hours kip and a spot of Gene genie therapy, plus my awesome cooking have rallied her.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 22:53,
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I, ahem, overdid it slightly at pizza bash last nightwent to bed around 2, I think, up again at 5am to get the bus back to Oxford.
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*tchoh*You young 'uns and your crazy ways.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:17,
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It was excessively rock n roll for a school nightI will attempt to learn my lesson.
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Why? I never did.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:19,
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Could be worse.You could be Barry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:21,
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Poor barry.Bummed by Monty on a kitchen floor. His cheeks will be burning with shame. And I imagine his face is a bit flushed, too.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 21:23,
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Truehe was on fine form; he went out to get booze as the rest of us were going to sleep and came back as Charms and I were leaving at 5am. He got lost.
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hahahaSo you've guest-starred in an episode of Barryoaks!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:25,
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I've got a xylophone in my house right now.It's quite exciting. Certainly more fun than the washing up and lunch making I should be doing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:14,
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Axylophone in your house? Have you got a horse outside? Or worse, inside?. Where do you put the coal when you've got a horse in your bath? Do you have a supermodel in your carport?
Or that chap from The Sky At Night in your basement?
Patrick somethingorother. He plays one of them. Not the horse, the other thing.
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Great newsI no longer have purple sparkly nails. Shame it wasn't before the meeting earlier.
2 days until LARPING!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:22,
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Hang onBoring and bumming. On the same thread.
I'm gazzing the mods, this must be stopped.
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We're just describing ourselves.Jeff is bored, I'm boring.
Jeff is a bummer, and I haven't had my second go yet.
Want to join in?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 22:02,
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Sloppy Seconds, fine.
Thirds? What am I, a perv, or something?
OK, I know the answer.
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I've got one of those!It's the best thing ever.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 22:00,
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I remain unconvinced.What contract have you got it on?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:02,
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None.I haven't got a 3G version, just wifi. If I want to use the internet on it, I just tether it to my phone.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 22:03,
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I figure if I'm going to have to write assignments againthen doing it on this ageing heap will drive me bonkers. I want this
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That seems very expensive Considering you can buy more powerful laptops for less (unless I'm missing something).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:15,
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It is expensivebut it's pretty, it's very fast, it's very light and the same size as a macbook so I can cart it to/from lectures on the bus/bike etc easily, and I've had Sony laptops for years and they're incredibly reliable.
But mostly I like the colour.
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would a macbook not be a similar price?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:20,
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Christ no, they're probably half that again for a similar specI also can't abide using them. Ipods are fine but all macs induce in me is rage and hatred.
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Don't preach to meI know all about your 'red cars go faster' theory.
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Red cars do go fasterRed laptops do not. Also, Sony pilfer their electronics from Samsung. You're paying over the odds for a badge.
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:27,
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samsung make pretty stuff that doesn't workSony kit is rather beterr quality usually, so I suspect you are full of shit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 23:10,
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'aging heap'remonds me of my husband, for some reason.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 22:17,
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There are some tablets which can be adapted with a keyboardessentially making them a netbook.
I love my laptop, and I wouldn't want to do away with it at all, but the ipad is nicely portable. Well, considering I go everywhere with a huge handbag, it is.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 22:06,
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I don't know how much use I'd get from a tablet.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:10,
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Youwon't get much use from a tablet if you shove it up yer arse. That's suppositories, or Tories, for short.
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What are some good apps. So far the best thing I can do is see the 'hair frizz risk' on a weather app. It's currently moderate. I'm not going outside.
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He lives!Monty text'd me to say you'd slept well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:01,
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BetYou've got a sore arse today. In the kitchen. With a spoon, I hear.
Really.
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Right, that's enough work for me tonightAnd it's pissing down.
Nothing else to add.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:43,
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Alright TDJust to let you know that it's warm and dry in the west country.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:50,
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Not complaining JeffThe garden needs some rain.
Y'OK?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:52,
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Good mate.Could do with a break. Business going well?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:56,
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Yes - it's a year old on FridayI'm about where I expected to be after a year although it's really only taken off since February.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:03,
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Cheers (by Legless xx)What's your next move, or are you sticking with the money?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:15,
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Fine. Thinking about the contents of his UCAS application ATM.Got it down to 5 uni's, plus ones to contact should It go to clearing or adjustment (the opposite of clearing, you exceed expectations).
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I remember all that.Where are your five?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:05,
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Did you edit your UCAS application as much as this?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:17,
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I will do my application in September when i have my results. Just planning ahead.sorry for too much ninja.
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Mine's Economics - Leeds 1990.It served me well - straight into insurance which is what I wanted to do at the time.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:24,
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My maths teacher did Maths and Economics at Leeds in the late 80's. I Wonder If you knew him?(, Thu 31 May 2012, 7:30, Reply)
hey it's me, I'm here now, look at me having a little offtopic adventure wheeeeeeeeee this is fun(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Happy birthday, before I forget.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 23:09,
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Cheers Dav.Just milking the last of it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 23:11,
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It's only a number - whatever number it isChin chin, my man.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:13,
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37And yes, no big thing, been nice though
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 23:16,
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In the rather disturbing words of a fat transvestitewww.youtube.com/watch?v=4TXoGjYO7TY
You're 7 years younger than me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:21,
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and on an odd year, odd years are better.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 23:30,
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1968 I'm a child of the '60's.
I'm still a child at heart but I get middle aged aches so I'm going to bed to ease them.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:38,
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I didn't know.But happy birthday all the same.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:13,
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Didn't you get the message?About the whip round?
Oh man this is going to ruin everything...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:16,
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because you are not on The Book of FaceCheers mate.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 23:17,
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Alright?I just had a little fall asleep here, then woke up to find an untouched beer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:11,
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Evenin' allI am just sampling a 'Leamington Spa' blend of tea. It's rather good as it goes.
Rock and/or roll
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Evening CapLeamington Spa blend? I'm intrigued.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:20,
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Evening TanglesIt's from the tea seller in Leamington shopping mall (buggered if I can remember the mall's name), It's supposedly blended to work with the water round here for a better flavour. It's actually really good! Dunno if it's mumbo-jumbo but it tastes excellent! Got some for my birthday (today) amongst other things.
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You and CQ are twins?Well many happy returns and all that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:28,
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Thanks for the vote of confidence but I'm 15 years older than CQAnd still not dead!
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Tangles!Did you get permission for London bash?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:16,
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Haven't really broached the subject yet.I tested the water by meeting Al on Friday when I was down in London, but only really got funny looks when I mentioned I had met someone off of the Internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:19,
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man up hippyJust tell the bitch you want a drink with your mates
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 23:21,
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How long were you married for?It's less about the going out bit and more about the Internet weirdos.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:23,
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That "for" is surplus to requirements.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:24,
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5 terrible years, run while you still can.What's so odd about the internet, got my last 3 girfriends of the net and not one puncture.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 23:25,
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I've managed seven terrible years so far.Are you going to MontyStunnedJeff bash then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:27,
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dunno, when/where?Not been invited so maybe not but in theory, could be.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 23:32,
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The when is on the calendarThe where has not been arranged.
And I think it is an open invitation to the whole internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:33,
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hmmm, I'm freeSo, I'll try to make it, but so far in the future, it's hard to be 100%
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 23:40,
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I have the same issue re the 'Internet weirdos'My G/f doesn't get the whole B3TA thing and it would be too hard to explain.
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Happy birthday to you too.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 23:31,
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Feeling better but in bed.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 23:39,
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That sounds like a plan to me -I'm off to bed!Goodnight all, sweet dreams and all that tosh.
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Anuntouched bear?
You should be ashamed of yourself. My parents drummed it into me, every night.
Never, ever, leave a bear untouched, they said, while doing unspeakable things with pommels.
Eh, beer, you say?
Just about as bad, probably.
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