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I aimed for a couple of pals but some strangers got in the way.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
haha!
A friend of mine was very drunk after wales won some rugby thing a few years back. Another friend was wearing very loose jeans. The first friend decided to lunge at him and pull his trousers down. It worked, but his pants came down, too, giving some woman and her 3 year old an eyeful of cock
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:23, Reply)
That's the only way I ever want to be 'full' of cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:27, Reply)
you like getting skullfucked?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Well one of my eyes stuck outwards, so I pulled the lazy bugger out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)
are you a qualified optition then?
because if you are I'm not coming to your practice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Poor kid.
Anyway go for it! And happy birthday for tomorrow.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:27, Reply)
ta
I shall spend the first part packing and mopeing, then 4 hours driving and then the rest of it wasted in a field hanging out with rats and wizards and dressed as an Egyptian alchemist.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Awesome!
My birthday is in a couple of weeks. Weekend after next will be spent in a large field with thousands of metal heads.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)
sweet!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)
With any luck I might get a drunk neanderthal grope my tits.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:35, Reply)
yay!
I plan to go round tomorrow shouting PIIIIITTTTTTTTTTY MEEEEEEEEEEE and hoping it gets me lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:36, Reply)
I can see no reason why it wouldn't work.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:37, Reply)

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