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Evening shut-in thread!what are you doing this weekend? Will you be celebrating 60 years of some bint in a fancy hat doing admin and holidays? Or wanking yourself dry in a darkened room?
alt: what things should everyone have done by the age of 36? I have 3 3/4 hrs to do these things
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:13,
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Nothing much.Alt: Mooning someone. It took me till I was 46 to do it. I wish I'd done it sooner.
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hey up!who'd you moon?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:20,
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haha!A friend of mine was very drunk after wales won some rugby thing a few years back. Another friend was wearing very loose jeans. The first friend decided to lunge at him and pull his trousers down. It worked, but his pants came down, too, giving some woman and her 3 year old an eyeful of cock
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:23,
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That's the only way I ever want to be 'full' of cock(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:27,
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you like getting skullfucked?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:29,
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Well one of my eyes stuck outwards, so I pulled the lazy bugger out(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:29,
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are you a qualified optition then?because if you are I'm not coming to your practice
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:33,
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taI shall spend the first part packing and mopeing, then 4 hours driving and then the rest of it wasted in a field hanging out with rats and wizards and dressed as an Egyptian alchemist.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:30,
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Awesome!My birthday is in a couple of weeks. Weekend after next will be spent in a large field with thousands of metal heads.
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yay!I plan to go round tomorrow shouting PIIIIITTTTTTTTTTY MEEEEEEEEEEE and hoping it gets me lucky
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:36,
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I'm mooning you right nowWhich is awkward as I'm in the pub
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:26,
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Like a dog misses air when sealed in a hot car :*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:29,
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Not much then.Just nipping in while I'm full of the cosy glow that a bottle of white wine gives.
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so pleased to have seen you at bristol x(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:39,
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It was nice to see everyone too.Hoping to make your birthday soiree this year too.
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alt: stopped playing at fucking wizards etcHappy birthday for tomorrow pal.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:38,
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oh I didn't see thisthanks
btw, I'm not a mage, I'm an incantor THESE THINGS MATTER
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:53,
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Travelled abroad as much as you can
Read as many books as you can.
Fallen in love.
Got your finances in order.
Built a long term plan that you've started to implement.
Learned to play a musical instrument.
Learned how to cook and appreciate wine.
Tried cocaine.
Been arrested and released without charge.
Buried someone you love.
Grown some plants from seed.
Stopped tolerating people you don't like and told them to GTFO.
Skydived
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:42,
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learnt how to what excuse me?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:43,
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Whatever takes your fancy homo. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:54,
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he fucking invented itthe gaylord
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:45,
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i'm not sure but I'd like to try(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:47,
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my daughter's just done a ripper fart in her sleep(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:51,
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Bless!I wish my nephew would stop farting in the car. He's cottoned on to the trapped audience.
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Ata girl. Reward this behaviour in the morning. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:52,
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Thanks for the offer but I'm about to cook supper. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:54,
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sadly I'll be gone before she wakes.i just sit in her room watching her sleep for a bit before I leave :(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:54,
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I'm still a hardnut in generalDon't you worry
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:59,
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How come it's cute when you sit in your daughters room watching her sleep, but it is "sinister" when I do it?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:22,
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I have persuaded myself I can go running before work instead of nowI am a lazy shameful fucker :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:58,
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I tried that once.Got myself up at 6am and off I went. Only did it once. This was about 25 years ago.
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HmmmmmmmOk, remember I gave you my wallet to enjoy yourself in bristol..... What colour is my wallet?
Then I will suckle gratefully at your boobs!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:04,
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much easier to go in the morningand kickstarts your day no end.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:00,
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Oh totallyRight up to the point when the alarm goes off...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:02,
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get an early night and try it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:03,
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Has someone stolen monty? This is tres sensible(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:06,
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am babysitting and will be abed myself v soon(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:07,
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I'd like to see pics from Tues at some point if poss(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:02,
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They are on fb - can lusty show you?You and the police van is a great look
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:05,
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They are funnyThere is a really lovely one of lusty!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:07,
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As would I. My dartboard is currently empty. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:03,
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I saw the pictures.Couple of people I didn't recognise. What was the cast list?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 21:08,
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Lusty, monty, swipey, kroney, berky, Barry, LICHimjim, charms, battered...... Think that was it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:09,
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Right.I guess the two I didn't recognise must be Himjim and Charms.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 21:12,
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ooh, what did you see?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:07,
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Avengers ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!Pretty good actually. I could happily watch it again.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 21:09,
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oh I want to see that sometime, but I'll probablymiss it at teh cinema now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:10,
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Fabulous ! sounds great =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:14,
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bad Santaoh, you mean what FILM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:09,
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Hell b3th my darling, what did you see? did you like it?I'm going pictures tomorow.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:09,
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I made a pasta bake, I'll have half of it today and half of it tomo./ac
woh', you're like, almost 40. You're the oldest friend I've got, in that respect. one of the oldest anyway.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:08,
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Twice your age, minus seven... please tell me you're under 50.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:15,
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Fabulous ! I like to live dangerously.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:21,
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:(I dislike how it constitutes a move in those categories they have in surveys ( 25-35, 36-45)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:11,
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Wait until you get ones saying 38-52. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:14,
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and also I know I will get a message from the dating site they send every year which says
"Happy Birthday! Still single?"
I'm not sure which is saddest, that they send this or that this would be the 3rd time I've received it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:12,
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I've been getting a lot of emails from match.com recently.I can only assume Gonz has been passing out my details.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 21:13,
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Referal scheme... we could make £25 EACH, plus with what I would have spent on dinner for our date that makes it £30 to £39 profit for you, depending on how much you put out.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:17,
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Sad Times.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:17,
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right I'm out of here.good night all
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:13,
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I'm currently winging my way back to Newcastle. I say winging, this train takes four fucking hours.
Taking someone out tomorrow all day/night.
Saturday/Sunday drink myself blind.
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Evening allI'm leaving the country rather than face stupid jubilee celebrations.
Alt: I've got until the end of August to achieve whatever must be done before the age of 36.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:48,
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Why are you all so fucking young here?I feel so ancient...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 21:51,
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Aren't you only a couple of years older than me?But thanks for calling me young.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:53,
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Along with Monty and StunnedI will be forty next year.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 21:53,
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Next year.So three years older then.
It's an ageing population alright.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:55,
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When I turned 29, I had a 'desperately hanging on to my twenties' party.I wonder if I should have a 'clinging to the wreckage of my thirties' party this year when I turn 39.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:00,
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I'm pretty ancient.Every day I wake up is an achievement.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:14,
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Ta, Sometimes I wonder if I can be bothered anymore.But then I realise there are bad people to upset, and so I make the effort. I'm a sort of moral superhero.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:22,
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If the reaction to the royal wedding was anything to go by, it'll go with a thud round here.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:15,
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I celebrated the royal wedding by dragging roota out shopping with my mum.mr b3th phoned me every ten minutes to tell me about the dress, and pippa middleton's arse.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:20,
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As a small boy, on holiday in France during the wedding of Charles and DiI was encouraged to shout "Stuff the royal wedding" at partying Brits.
Good times.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:26,
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I'm off to a different realitythat should do the trick
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:20,
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and from me too, you young whippersnapper.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:23,
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thank you bothI just got word that one of the rats is involving me in teh making of a cocktail we shall be calling wombquake
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:23,
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the main ingredient to add grossness is red mashed up jelly and houmous
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:28,
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if we'd have thought ahead we might havebut I think it's just some booze with mashed up jelly in the bottom to ressemble the insides of a womb
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:30,
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For the full sensual effect, are sardines involved?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:32,
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ooohwill suggest that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:33,
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you're making it harder to mock you for agingas you are so clearly not growing up.
I do wish i was you sometimes.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:29,
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Its the larping you really wish for, isn't it?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:31,
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seriously, does her life not sound like fun to you?apart from the no sex I mean. it's all running around in feilds being a twat and drinking stupid stuff, or taking pictures of stuff or knitting eye-balls.
sounds great to me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:39,
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sometimes it's goodsometimes there's paperwork
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:45,
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What paperwork is involved in enforced celibacy?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:48,
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my nethers have to be registered SORN(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:50,
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yeah, well, I know it's a minority opinonbut, in some ways you are living the dream, you even have a job you give a fuck about.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:50,
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thank you for that :)I will actually think about it like that when I'm feeling shit about the world. After all, not everyone gets to have apple trees and orange walls.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:52,
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'zacklyMinority opinion, as I say, but still I admire your ability not to give a fuck.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:55,
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i'm totally a grown up(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:31,
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The fuck you area mortgage does not a grownup make.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:39,
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but you're not growing up either.and she's at least got a permanent job, a mortgage, and pets. not to mention a shed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:31,
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I have a permanent job.and a kid and an ex-wife
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:41,
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you should be asleep young man, your bedtime was over 2 hours ago.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:44,
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AwwwwwwwwCan I just stay up to watch Knight Rider?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:46,
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no.now go to bed, you have school in the morning.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:50,
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Alright I'm going*slams door and stomps up the stairs*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:53,
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You are so lucky I am not your dad.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:57,
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You're hitting the hallucinogens with Monty?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:22,
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after the cocaine, obvs(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:26,
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going to bed nownight all
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:58,
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Hello, I'm back after pub timeWho's here?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:16,
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Me too, I love Victoria Coren a little bit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:42,
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I still have an hour and twenty minutes on this bastard train. And the iPad's lack of multitasking is driving me fucking nuts.
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Hahaha I know right?I'll jailbreak the cunt to within an inch of its life as soon as I get in.
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If it's the new oneIt does do multitasking. You can switch between apps, and open lots of tabs in safari, and all that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 23:45,
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Nope, a whole wrapped, in tact chocolate flakeNom nom
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:53,
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