I don't think you could do anal without lube,
I think it's a myth.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:04, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Lard.
One of it's many uses.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

It's perfectly possible, done it several times
I would also like to point out here that it was me giving, NOT receiving. I don't do that shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Was he a nice chap?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

As it was with a woman, she was lovely

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Bella Bella Bella, AA stuck it in bella bella bella.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)

rihanna's less...

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

=)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:40, Reply)

THAT'S ffs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)

what?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Nope, not her.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)

You just do her shit.
Internet lols.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Yeah', but you did do someone else's shit.
I remember when I was at my mate's uni house and someone came into the room screaming, after his first encounter with another bloke, but how he's got shit on his knob.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)

thin cocked poof.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)

If you insist, anything to make you feel better about yours, old chap.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I've done anal without lube
Not meant as a brag, I just have. It was 11 years ago though
( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Now you just turn the oven glove inside out if you're feeling kinky.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Will you stop talking about the glove
Its been weeks since she walked out with the mittens and I'm still really cut up about it.
( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I'm sorry for your loss :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Thank you
the real wife is actually in a good mood today, but only because she got a £1000 tax rebate she wasn't expecting.
( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Maybe she'll put out today?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Steady on, I said £1000, not £1000000
£1000 will pay off the credit cards and overdraft
( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Oh man, [name] really IS the perfect girlfriend !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)

She's coming to stay this weekend, she'll get in about 5:30
:D
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)

I don't really see why my invitation is not just as forthcoming as hers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Because you won't let Chompy do you up the wrong'un?
Or am I misreading this?
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)

The problem is my flats only got one toilet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Gonz'd have you to plug him, though

( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)

and that's where gonz can stay

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)

But then where do you go if both of you are having an anxiety attack at the same time?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:40, Reply)

I tend to run up and down the street crying.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)