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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, off to cut DG's hair now....
Laters dudes x
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Davvers old chap
Run, ffs. Yes, now. Don't fuckin' argue, just go.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Davvers?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Don't let the monkey cut your hair.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:16, Reply)
I haz totally given DG a good haircut...
Burt is currently inspecting his scalp for nits :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:58, Reply)
Is
he still alive?

Was he shaved within a millimetre of his life?

Save DG!!!!!!
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:01, Reply)
I hope he gave you a good tip.

(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:02, Reply)
I'm
told the tip is very short and so unremarkable that it doesn't deserve any review.

The rest is smaller.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:06, Reply)
It's OK, I'm safe.
Just out of the shower. My locks are shorn and once again, you can barely make out the grey at the sides of me heed.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Aye
but how's yer cock?
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Good. How's you,cock?

(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:12, Reply)
You
calling me a cock, ye pullet?

Outside, fucker. !!
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:15, Reply)
It hasn't got "your cock" written on it in marker pen.
Jeff could explain. If he were here.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:15, Reply)
where is Jeff, anyway?
He's usually here by this time.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:19, Reply)
I heard he was fucking dogs.

(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Scandalous
assertion.

But correct.

He's up the erse of a miniture poodle as we speak.

If only he had the sense to pick a friendly bulldog, who smirks while singing the national anthem, and having two claws giving it lady behind his back. As well as having a wank beneath the desk, with the other paw, obviously.

And being rogered senseless, by a psycopathic bull pit terrier.

And a grateful recipient.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:35, Reply)
Is
that the big black bloke with dreadlocks?

He looked very confused and tried to give me three ounces of what I think was oregano.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Oi!

(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:58, Reply)
Lighty
I jest.

It was pretty good, as oregano goes, but the Greek salad was ruined.

And when I say Greek, I don't mean Greek.

Eh, probably.

Good God, it's time for bed.

Where's Hercules? Sometimes he hides behind tower blocks, the fucker.

COME HERE, BASTARD! Put those claws away.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 1:10, Reply)

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