S'allright
you can get plastic inserts, these days.
And not always from Ann Summers.
Unless they won the contract, of course, which is entireably possible. Imagine having dildos for knees.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

"Granny, why is your knee buzzing?"

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:08, Reply)

"It's
made of beeeez, so don't get too close."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Dildos don't buzz. You're thinking of vibrators.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:33, Reply)

I bow to your superior knowledge

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:34, Reply)

They're pretty hard on the batteries, mind.
Or so I've heard.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:38, Reply)