What sort of bender....
Decides they've not been taking great care of themself recently and, on a whim, whilst shopping in Bath thought... 'I know, I'll go and buy some shorts and spend a couple of hours having 'me' time by enjoying the beautiful warm water in Bath Spa'

And then spending 2 hours soaking, relaxing and spending time in steam rooms.

I'll tell you what sort of person does that. ME.

I fear my reputation as a straight man may be in doubt.

Also - post spa experience, I was dead thirsty, so I had some sort of organic fruit drink, hoping that this would help rehydrate me as I didn't have any moisturiser.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:56, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

In case any of you find yourself in Bath, book yourself in.
www.thermaebathspa.com/

I'm going for the hot stone treatment next time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)

When a man starts taking care of himself then something is afoot.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)

It was because I HADN'T been taking care of myself.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)

I fear I'm going the opposite way.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)

That's good (assuming I've read that correctly) - you're taking care of yourself.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)

You have read it incorrectly.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)

You need spa time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)

I don't like steam rooms.
I get claustrophobic.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Well there are a number of different pools and treatments to be had.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)

I don't like being fussed over.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)

You could just have a nice long soak in the naturally heated water.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Like my bath you mean?

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)

The spa is Bath is 'special' - That's why they charge more than the council swimming pool to go in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I need to go out shopping in Bath sometime.
That would be the best kind of therapy for me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Got bored. Needed pampering.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)

bender

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Tsk.
I'll have you know that in between steam rooms, I was able to refresh myself using the waterfall shower.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)

That still sounds like wanking.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Everything sounds like wanking to you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)

pft.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)

spaff!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)

a blue rinse'll cheer you up
and a trip down jacque vert
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Is that a bit like bon marche?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

more up market mate

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)

My Nan ain't that classy.
And she has heating to pay for.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)

cor you've got all her mates to be romancing
bit of a fumble, nothing serious
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)

It amuses me that you know of Jacques Vert.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Sadly, Rory got a bit confused. He was tasked with trying to get direction to an offy that sold veuve clicquot

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

i know all the best shops

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Did anyone catch you having 'me' time in the spa?
I would imagine that would be a good way to get thrown out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Those steam rooms are quite steamy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)