Alt: I used to employ a fantastic lad named Omar whose family hailed from Pakistan.
One day he came in, having spent the previous evening with family, and announced 'it really is true that Asians smell'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't know about some Asians
But my old Japanese teacher used to reek of vinegar and soy sauce. Never could understand why.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I am told that to the Chinese we all stink of off milk/cheese.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

because we eat dairy, while their is mostly fish
or at least in japan it is, china's all rice and noodles innit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Quite so.
No such thing as Japanese cheese, that I'm aware of. Nor Chinese, but this might just be ignorance on my part.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakura_cheese
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18102880
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)

shut your filthy whore mouth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)

daddy? is that you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)

yep

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)

excellent
gimme cash
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Well I never.
The Jap one sounds rather nice, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)

i thought that too
as did the meal served up in the chinese house (apart from the stinking pork). but i could totally get on board with potatoes with slivers of chilli and stir fried cubes of goats cheese and rice.

of course, whatever i got on board would sink, after i ate all that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Given the amount of dairy we have in our diet.
I'm not surprised.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)

like i said
diet, you fat prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)

h'll need to excercise as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)

funny!
NAKED APE CLICK FOR NAKED APE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I fail to see
how the exercise requirements of ex-members of Steps are relevant here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)

HAHA!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)

i can assure you now
that i smell only of jo malone
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I didn't know Jo Malone did off milk/cheese.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)

THATS THE ILLITERATE JOKE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)

he was in that film with the gangster kids

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)

So does Kroney.

(berk, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)

That's not Jo Malone, I fear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I don't think Jo Malone
does an Eau de camembert and garlic.
(berk, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Or an 'Eau de partly-defrosted stool'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:53, Reply)

hahaha
that was bloody funny
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)

or Joey Ramone

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)

diet
you fat prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

not to mention lazy and inefficient, except the women

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

You got it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)