I can't be bothered working.
Hence being here.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:38, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

^^this
rather sleep.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)

^this
Although, I have done a lot of work already today. Now I'm bored, and knackered.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Is that festival happening again this year?
Headlining the awesome Blue Haze
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Oh man!!!!!!
Haze-stock is back on???????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)

What is he on about now?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Okay, I'll explain it very slowly, since you're clearly a bit thick.
You are a virgin.

But you are trying to draw attention away from this by claiming to have had loads of birds, like.

This makes you sound similar to Captain Hood-Butter who also once claimed this.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

That's a bit of a strange statement to make.
I never once mentioned anything of that personal a nature. But fair enough.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)

He's posted up pictures of his model girlfriend Tara
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=37903
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)

He used to have actual nude pics of his wife on his profile.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)

that crazy alzheimers fool

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

True.
Gammy, saggy old tits and all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Proper lol here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I like the way he says he chose to give up an Aston-Martin V8
for a Sierra.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

is there nothing that man hasn't done

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)