VEGETARIANS ARE WANKERS TOO YOU KNOW

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh fuck yeah, often the biggest wankers.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)

AND THEY HAVE VAGINITUS!

( Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)

They've got more thyme on their hands.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)

LTI
before a herb pun thread starts
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I bayleaf you really want one to start.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)

This is sage advice

( Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Wait for Barry to get here
Basil provide the most lols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Cumin Darth

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)

you're lavendar laugh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)

This pun thread has been Mixed at best
This totally counts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)

it needs spicing up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)

my gf is a vegetarian
so i can confirm you're right
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Is she slim attractive and intelligent?

( Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)

she's average but dim

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Thats nice
I married for looks, intelligence and quality of blowjobs and look where that got me.
( Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)

exactly, you have to go three steps below
that way they're always grateful
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Exactly!
I once woke up next to a fat bird and she gave me two blowies before we got out of bed! Never recipricated though, I mean she was fat and I have standards.
( Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)

if you go ugly they'll never leave you
if you go thick they'll always be impressed when you say something vaguely clever
if you go for crap blowjobs, they learn eventually
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Never reciprocated?
You didn't give her a blow job back? You heartless bastard.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)

you're so un-drunk you're not making any sense

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)