HERE COMES MISTER HUMBUG, HERE COMES MISTER GRIM ! IF THEY GAVE A PRIZE FOR BEING MEAN, THE WINNER WOULD BE HIM !
We're half way through the year, it's offically time to watch the muppets christmas carol !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:20, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

how come chicks don't dig you gonz?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)

I donno man, I don't get it.
I'm a very sensitive soul really, I like that Kiss The Rain song and that With Or Without You and that What If God Was One Of Us ones. I sometimes even stair out the window when it's raining because the cruel dark world is reflecting how I feel on the inside. On days like that, I can't watch Muppet's Christmas Carol, because it wouldn't be right for my mood, so I watch a Robbin Williams film where he's an old guy who dies AND/OR is an old guy with a young chick who dies.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Gonz, if you want to feel better, ditch the Robin Williams stuff.
It don't do anyone any good.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

sorry but becentenial man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Your point being?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

it touched me deeply

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

You're confusing 'Bicentennial Man' with 'your creepy uncle', here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

he did it 200 times a year
i wasn't talking about teh film
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Like anyone had a dry eye when the guy says "ok, you can turn me off" and the girl says "it's been an honour sir"
And then he's dead but the judge says "You ARE a human'
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Until he dies, nothing he has done or will ever do will entertain me in any way whatsoever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Thanks Monty.
I was beginning to doubt myself.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Nobody wants to feel 'better' when they're being all dark and broody.
Unless it lasts more than a few hours, that's enough of being dark and broody.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Or if there is no one around to watch, if nobody can see you being all dark and broody, then there is no point in it, might as well be happy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

When I'm dark and broody, I watch Stalingrad.
Everyone freezes to death, and its a right hoot.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

isnt that not even in English? That's some good brooding going on there, it's like you're saying.,,,
"I am too dark and broody to want to be entertained, there is nothing in the English language that can reflect how I feel.... I'm going to have cigarettes and whiskey instead of harribo and snapple, cus that is how I feel about the world"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

That's about the size of it Gonz.
and there is nothing wrong with brushing up your german
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I know a bit of Tamil, true story.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I used to get really upset at life and went to ASDA to look around at stuff and listen to some music.
I bet people were looking at me as I was shopping thinking "He's very dark and broody, I bet he has great termoile in his life."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)

You are James Dean AICMFP

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

*imagines*
"Welcome to ASDA sir, how may we help you"

"Whatd'ya got?"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)