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Good morning all (except Quinten).No thread deletions today. How shall we entertain our selves today?
Alt: favourite bertdown/flounce? Preferably with links.
AltAlt: podcasts, great idea or waste of time? If the former what do you listen to?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:46,
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So long as its not like yeserday it will be fine.Alt: I thought you were going to bertdown yesterday CQ. You may have overdone the Lithium.
AltAlt: I catch up on radio and telly programmes I miss on the BBC Iplayer. Does that count?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:52,
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Mmmmmmtasty lithium. some of the BBC stuff is on podcasts.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:01,
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Well, I don't have an I pod to listen to these casts.I still have a walkman.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:06,
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other MP3 playerss are availablesome are better.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:07,
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I'll catch up with the 21st century one day.Just not yet.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:09,
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Good morning.Alt: The Cat Hater admitting to being Bert.
In other news, I now believe you to be Quinten.
And finally; this morning I have to taste 12 starters, 25 main courses and 8 puddings. My job is really tough sometimes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:58,
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No, work in the restaurant industry.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:03,
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Are you going to have a meltdown today? You got pretty close yesterday.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:46,
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meh, you believed it was Bobby, you'll believe anything.Edit, except the moon landing, obviously.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:01,
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This is why I think he's a deluded plonker(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:17,
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Somebody, and I'm not going to say who, found out that AA's imaginary girlfriend is fat and speccy and looks like a mong, and then told the board(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:02,
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You have exactly the right mentalityTo be an investigative reporter for a red top.
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:08,
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This information was in the public interest, and I'm ethically bound not to reveal my sources(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:10,
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I must be one of the only people on the internet that isn't one of his facebook 'friends'not me guv'nor
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:11,
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PJ acted up a bit however I have acted that way to him in the past, so that's only fairRory was a prick, as was Quinten. You missed very little, tbh.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:44,
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no it isn'tI feel like death and didn't sleep much. Bloody cold.
AltAlt: I don't know about all of them but I have started listening to Boars, Gore and Swords from the beginning. Two guys who haven't read the books discussing each episode of Game of Thrones. It's very funny.
*coughsneezesniff*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:14,
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It's Manflu Bats.I may not make it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:39,
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well that's good. I was supposed to get SO MUCH DONE today. Instead I did the shopping, bought a birthday present, did 5 quizzes, 6 pages of notes and burned 10 dvds of tv shows.
Actually I'm good now that I realise I've done a lot.
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Look who's turned in to Quinten this morning.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:39,
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to be fair, CQ is a prick and all this moaning is ruining my internet(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Get thee to London on the 23rd.Beverages with me, Stunned and Boyce.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:43,
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I'll check my diary.I might be up for that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:44,
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Podcasts are fantastic.Otherwise I'd never get to hear The Danny Baker Show or Mark Kermodes film reviews. Plus Doug Benson's Doug Loves Movies, Scot Auckerman's Comedy Bang Bang, The Paul F Tomcast, Jimy Pardo's Never Not Funny. All of which are far funnier than any current TV show.
So yes, I'm a bit of an evangelist.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:43,
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Really? You could at least have crossed out the 'bit of' too, for accuracy.Also, shut up, moon boy.
edit: And the 'n'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:44,
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How can you willingly listen to danny baker and that needy sycophantic birdhe really works hard on that sausage sandwich game of his. Oh sweet cancer come back all is forgiven
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:48,
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The same way I like you and find you funny, Rory LyonI have odd tastes.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:49,
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GaragePunk.com do excellent podcasts.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:44,
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Also Paul Scheer's 'How Did This Get Made', The Asssscat Podcast, Londonist Out Loud, and Chris Hardwick's The Nerdist.These are basically how I get through my work day when B3ta isn't an option.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:45,
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Morning CQI'm just sorting myself out for the weekend, but I've got a majorly busy day ahead, so I won't be here much. Little bit of shopping in Manchester tomorrow, followed by a quiet night in, as it's my niece's dedication on Sunday. Should be a nice weekend.
Alt: Got to be Wormulus' one.
AltAlt: Good idea I'm sure, just not for me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:47,
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Is your nieceHoping to be a record breaker?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:48,
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Let's hope she doesn't get cancer from passive smoking.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:49,
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I assume this is a Roy Castle jokeBut I have no idea where it's come from...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:50,
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I thought it was trumpet playing.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:55,
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Record breakers theme, innit?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:53,
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I liked the flounces spazzy b done.he was such an angry prick.
OH HAI OTS LETS ALL SNUGGLEWUGGLE.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:55,
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FINE.I'll just snuggle myself then!
again
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:03,
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Hands down Kendals resident chubby cunt Ryan Bury www.b3ta.com/talk/6900160
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:03,
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ha! syncubus was better.as was the lad who threatened to call the othoroties.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:06,
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That was indeed Ryan Bury 'stop sayin stuf abot mi sister !!!!!'(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:08,
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oh shit yeah! lolthat was ROFL. I think it was BM who found out his real name.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:10,
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Oh that's genius.*informs the orthorities*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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Apologies for recent behavior.I dunno, what's got into me lately, but it's clearly not good. If I can't moderate it I'll stay away.
FWIW. Anything I'be said lately about Quinten's identitty lately in public or private, has been utter horseshoe. I have no clue who he is, although I am pretty sure he is a vindictive shitstiring little prick.
Ds A and indeed Ks S
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:06,
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Point your index finger at your temple and move it in a circular motion.That's when you'll find me, doin' the cuckoo gesture.
*cleans chimney*
*blesses the Queen*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:13,
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you're such a troll.poor Q
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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it is isn't it?he loved me now he hates me, i dunno what to do with myself
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don't let them grind you down Q!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:10,
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Sorry everyone, but CQ hasn't been taking his meds for some timehe wants us to gaz mods to have him banned. He needs less internet time.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:10,
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gaz scaryduck, he's still our mod and he's back in the game(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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if i change my name to something very similar to comrade quixoteand then post some more paedo alcolol divorce accusations, someone could grass, i change my name back and CQ gets banned forever
yeah?
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HERE COMES MISTER HUMBUG, HERE COMES MISTER GRIM ! IF THEY GAVE A PRIZE FOR BEING MEAN, THE WINNER WOULD BE HIM !We're half way through the year, it's offically time to watch the muppets christmas carol !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:20,
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how come chicks don't dig you gonz?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:22,
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I donno man, I don't get it.I'm a very sensitive soul really, I like that Kiss The Rain song and that With Or Without You and that What If God Was One Of Us ones. I sometimes even stair out the window when it's raining because the cruel dark world is reflecting how I feel on the inside. On days like that, I can't watch Muppet's Christmas Carol, because it wouldn't be right for my mood, so I watch a Robbin Williams film where he's an old guy who dies AND/OR is an old guy with a young chick who dies.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:27,
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Gonz, if you want to feel better, ditch the Robin Williams stuff.It don't do anyone any good.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:30,
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You're confusing 'Bicentennial Man' with 'your creepy uncle', here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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Like anyone had a dry eye when the guy says "ok, you can turn me off" and the girl says "it's been an honour sir"And then he's dead but the judge says "You ARE a human'
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:58,
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Until he dies, nothing he has done or will ever do will entertain me in any way whatsoever.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:36,
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Thanks Monty.I was beginning to doubt myself.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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Nobody wants to feel 'better' when they're being all dark and broody.Unless it lasts more than a few hours, that's enough of being dark and broody.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:32,
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Or if there is no one around to watch, if nobody can see you being all dark and broody, then there is no point in it, might as well be happy.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:33,
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When I'm dark and broody, I watch Stalingrad.Everyone freezes to death, and its a right hoot.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:36,
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isnt that not even in English? That's some good brooding going on there, it's like you're saying.,,,"I am too dark and broody to want to be entertained, there is nothing in the English language that can reflect how I feel.... I'm going to have cigarettes and whiskey instead of harribo and snapple, cus that is how I feel about the world"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:56,
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That's about the size of it Gonz.and there is nothing wrong with brushing up your german
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:02,
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I know a bit of Tamil, true story. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:07,
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I used to get really upset at life and went to ASDA to look around at stuff and listen to some music.I bet people were looking at me as I was shopping thinking "He's very dark and broody, I bet he has great termoile in his life."
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:31,
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*imagines*"Welcome to ASDA sir, how may we help you"
"Whatd'ya got?"
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There's always Battered's b-day on Sun. That should get you started on a new thread
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:11,
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