in honour of battered's birthday on sunday
if you could punch any jew on the internet, which jew on the internet would you punch and why*?

alt whats your favourite/worst birthday memory of your birthday or somebody elses

*or anyone really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:13, 62 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*laughs and runs off*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:14, Reply)

i'd so punch you if its not really battered's birthday

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Look
Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 1633893
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)

oh cool, let's all fuck his mum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I would punch Woody Allen. Is he on the internet? I fucking hate that cunt.
Alt: My birthday last year was one of my best ever. Some homosexuals gave me a simply splendid bottle of cognac and I got thoroughly trounced. It was all jolly good fun.

'Happy Birthday' by Altered Images is the worst thing about birthdays. Clare Grogan's horrible voice makes my eyes hurt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Clare Grogan's face makes me sick
gregorys girl is shit, ugly scottish funts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)

She's foul. Apart from Supergran all the Scotch are shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:21, Reply)

i remember supergran
did she spin round the top of the swings in the opening credits or did i imagine that?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)

You might be right.
I'll be watching it tomorrow so I will report back on Monday.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)

you got a DVD?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Nah there are some clips on YouTube.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

i looked it up on amazon
you can get the complete set for a tenner, sod that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Not sure if it's ten quid's worth of funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)

What about the Krankies?
What is shit about them?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)

well they're swingers
so tehy're fine by me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Swinging with the Krankies.
Thanks for putting me off my breakfast.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)

would you do jimmy bent over the big bloke
or the big bloke while jimmy teabags you?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

OK, Supergran AND the Krankies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I think he would stop threatening me if I just accepted that he is better than everyone and everything ever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)

i accepted this a long time ago

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:19, Reply)

He's head and shoulders above the rest of us.
*stiffles titter*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)

My people seem to have a habit of denying massiers

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)

haha!
he is truely a shining example to us all, i hope that he dies for our sins soon
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)

oh man
i wanted to post the bsm/wbm/roger bertdown, but i can't find it. searching for keywords like "crystal" just brings up reams of shite from sikrik and baldmonkey :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)

WAHT
give me more details and i'll find it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)

is this it?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post843308?highlight=answers-post-843389

or this?
www.b3ta.com/questions/confess/post843307
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Yup.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)

what's with all the one word answers today?
why is everybody trying to out-dull each other?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Dunno.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)

prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Oh CQ :-(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Sorry Quinten, but keeping my answers short is the only way
I have of not calling you an insufferable autistic little cunt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)

god what have i done to upset you as well now?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)

You don't upset me Q. but you seem to have fun upsetting vulnerable people.
If you feel oppressed, kick upwards, not downwards.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

who is vulnerable and who have i upset?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

1. My 85 year old grandmother
2. THE INTERNET
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)

evs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Fingers.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

YOLO nigga, YOLO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

i still say yolo sounds a bit racist

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)

It's sounds like something 'Latino street gangs' might say,
in 'Los Angeles'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Lol.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

haha
with a bonus "cat hater" comment at the bottom too.

for extra shits and giggles
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

i just searched roger and crystal
you weren't trying very hard :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Sorry Quinten
I don't really do much for my birthday, although this year's was alright. Did plenty of stuff but it wasn't specifically for my birthday so it probably doesn't count.

There's a guy in Israel that "supports" one of our recruitment sites. I'd happily punch him until my fist dissolved into mush. I've never known anyone to be so incredibly arrogant and unhelpful whilst simultaneously knowing less than me about the site he's supposed to be supporting.

For Gonz: I emailed this guy once including an html link. His email was apparently not set to html and so stripped the link but left the tags on. I had to explain to him that the html tags weren't the reason why his site wasn't fucking working.. Doesn't fill you full of confidence, does it?
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)

come round mine and i'll treat you to a proper birthday surprise
stop persecuting the israelites please, they've suffered enough
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)

This one hasn't.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Someone's 3'9" this Sunday
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I don't get it.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Tell them to stop fucking with the Palestinians,
fucking Rothchild clones.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)

As a Scotsman and an orphan I am deeply offended by the bullying in this thread.
I am also a massive quenderast, but that is beside the point.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)

we like your supergran and your krankies
i'm sorry your parents are dead too, if there's anything i can do just let me know

i'm happy to share my mum if you all want?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Oh Q-ball
What if I call Battered a Boner-Part again? Or start referring to him as Warwick?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

we'd best check he has both parents first

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I think he does.
Ronnie Corbett and Jimmy Krankie.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Having returned from a board (bored) meeting I am extremely flattered by this thread.
I would punch Ed Milliband, regardless of him being on the internet or not.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:19, Reply)

well done on being the first person to spot the bit about punching anyone
good on you battered
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Ewoklols

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

i'm pretty sure he only saw it because it was written at the bottom

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Ed Milliband is jewish.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)