Fantasy - You're Too Late would be a laugh.
When we got in last night someone ate our housemate's freshly baked bagels. And replaced them with slices of bread with holes lazily ripped out the middle. I'm still laughing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:05, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh you student scamps!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)

with your crazy fresh baking bread antics

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Come on Monty it's quite clever.
I didn't do it but I think I did eat the bagels. Don't tell no one, ya hear!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)

It's genuinely funny.
Far more insulting than merely pinching the grub altogether.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Do you live with Gonz, Barry?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Oi vey!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:13, Reply)

I love your term Rothschild.
To me, besides the jewish slur, it also implies a massive lack of taste, having visited one of their stately piles.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I know the one to which you refer.
It's near to my brother's. What a vulgar piece of nouveaux riche shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Waddesdon Manor, that's the one.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Crass doesn't come near, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)

We go to loads of stately homes and that.
and though I usually have a grumble, my GF always says how nice etc. At Waddesdon, we both burst out laughing, and had to leave.

I particularly liked the painted map showing their two dozen houses across europe, and their pictures of themselves with royalty.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Give them a challenge. ...
leave a packet of Polos out.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)

This reminds me of a classic 'Ethiopian' joke from the 80s.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)

That's excellent

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:16, Reply)