Alt alt: tomorrow I will be 47.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:18, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Happy bidet BGB

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Fuckin hell really?
You don't look it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Thank you for that.
*sobs*
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I also share my birthday with Boy George, fact fans.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)

He once eyed me up in Camden Sainsbury's, chutney fans.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)

His Gaydar was working

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I don't blame him.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Hugz 4U bbz x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Were you the spunk bucket hostage they found in his flat?

( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Yes. I mean, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

What kind of chutney were you perusing?
Or have I misunderstood...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Bum-chutney.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

This^
You really don't
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)

This^
You look mid 50's
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I do, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Really, Philip.
I thought better of you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I thought we were marking her out of 60?
Or something or other that will get me out of it.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I'm afraid not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Here's a surprising fact
I am not called Philip, I am a Phil because I was named after Phil Lynott. Once when I was at uni an american Internet friend was doing a school project on a famous African American. She did it on Phil Lynott.

HahahahahahaSPAZ!
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Hahahahaha
I think many people these days just think 'African American' is 'polite' for 'coon'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Thank you PJ. How's the marriage going?

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Well, I got laid twice this weekend but due to that fact that I haven't used them for so long I was a bit shite
but hey a shags a shag. She's cheered up a lot since I said we could take the kids to Euro Disney for the week before Christmas.

She is still fighting me on the September Bash but I am winning so far as I have a lift up from pastyland but nowhere to stay.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
I have no idea why your spouses are so shifty about letting someone do their own thing. Tangles, I'm looking at you too.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Because the men in question are pussywhipped gaylords.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)

They think you'll be there and worry their menfolk will fall for your mata hari wiles

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

You feeling better now?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Nope
Still got a chesty cough and a runny nose. I suspect it's one of those viruses that hang around making me miserable but being not quite nasty enough for my immune system to kick out.

Like a Swipey Lodger.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

She can't handle the kids

( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Really???
So much for marrying a pretty face.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I often think that was where I went wrong

( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I am 31 this year
and you are two years younger than my mother who has three kids and 5 Grandchildren. What are you doing with your life!

Happy Birthday for tomorrow blousie!
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Your keen ear for what the ladies want to hear may explain much about your sexlife.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I know exactly what women want to hear.
"Here have my wallet, cards and pin numbers"
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Morning, AA.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)