Quick, let's all post something controversial

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Marks and Spencer sammiches are shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Their pre-packaged cauliflower cheese is quite pleasant though
Wait, I'm doing this wrong, aren't I?

Ermmmm. Chicken Kievs are shit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I like Subway, I think the best thing is their cheese.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I dunno, I haven't got a right on axe to wield and the ingredients look fesh and what have you but they always end up tasting of nothing
NOTHING I TELL YOU
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)

There's something badly wrong with their bread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

It's a bit moist
Unlike your Mum
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)

But like his mum
it doesn't smell quite right in there.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Pakistanis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Capitalism doesn't work.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Battered is right about the moon landings

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

THERE WERE NO MOON LANDINGS
except I can see the Lunar Rover through my telescope.

It must have flown up there with the Second World War bomber that The Sunday Sport found.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)

No you can't, you'd need a massive telescope for that.
You can shine a laser at the reflectors though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I have my own radio telescope.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

What a load of Jodrell Bank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)

I've got my mortgage with them

( Peej, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Sci Fi isn't shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Monty's face isn't as wide as mooncat's.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

could we do a list and make it into a song?
Rachel's weight, AA's mum
CQ's flounce and Foxtrot's bum
al's a baldy, noel's a racist
chompy's girlfriend's ugly faces

Monty is a druggie hobo
BG hasn't got a man-oh
Battered's short, dozer too
better stop before they anger you

Cavy LARPs, Phil's wife is frigid
did i mention batt's a midget?
bobby's fat, swipe is too
scarpe's teetotal, kroney poo

...and Ape didn't start the fire, but the fire's been burning since the world's been turning
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I have considerable length.
I am not in the angry, chippy dwarf category.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)

i'm trying to remember you, i think you got really upset about me at first?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

He's a good 6'4"
Dozer is the other midget on here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

edited
thanks i dunno who is who here still
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

It's a jolly good song Q.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

i do love billy joel

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)

His weird eyes make me feel ill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

he's got a face like a pigs knee

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I don't think pigs have knees

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)

FUCK YOU APE
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061017063825AAaRZek
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

hahaha, I can't believe that actually exists

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)

You're a bit taller than me, in fact.
And I'm not short.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

That's because I am BRITISH.
Not french.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Are you inferring that the British have a reputation for length
as opposed to the French? Man, I've clearly been unlucky.
(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)

he's implying, you're inferring

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)

He's fewer short with less feet in height.

( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Height, bbz. Height.
Have you only been befriended by the genitally challenged?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Yes. I know.
It was a joke.
(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Oh. I see.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I like this

( Peej, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

i feellike you touch me in a special way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

i had to include you ape, but i couldn't til the end

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

that's the best bit I reckon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Scaryduck is not a child molester.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Christ sakes Biggers leave it out, he's had THREE nervous breakdowns already, and the internet is trying to get him to top himself
he's stopped spamming qotw here so it's time to call a truce yeah
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

You wanted controversial.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

You've got the inside track knowledge Biggers
How bad is Al's bald patch and how did he disguise it at the youth festival you went to?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I never noticed the bald patch as I was staring at the huge bulge in his pants most of the time.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)

You're rubbish for gossip
you must have heard him sobbing at night as he found more of his hair on his pillow
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

He getting fat again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:37, Reply)