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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What, like the bad back and the receeding hairline?
I'll take my chances at the dentist once a year, ta.
(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:04, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Once a year? I got every six months.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)
One does not have an effect on the other.
You may as well blame my bad back on my eyes because they look like they're carved from the bluest slate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I cannot believe you actually just said something that corny.

(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Like chips of purest winter.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:10, Reply)
You're so full of bullshit I'm surprised they're not brown.

(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)
i feel as if i am listening to a kitchen sink drama
through my wall.

but i am still laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Like dancing pools of the sun-kissed Aegean.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Like those round bleach things you get in the urinals in pubs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Like that very thing. Urinal cakes, they're called. Try fucking eating them, though.
Also like windows onto the Caribbean sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Nom.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)
I reckon your constitution could probably handle one of those things, actually

(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Hahahah quite possibly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:34, Reply)
mmm
soapy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Bleachy and pissy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)
The 8th and 9th dwarves.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)
I met the ninth dwarf the other week in a pizza place
Ever so bad-tempered.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)
You met the tenth one: Spazzy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:33, Reply)
How many of the little fuckers are there?
They're worse than the Polish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:39, Reply)
There are 78 of them in all.
All registered to vote in a 1-bed flat in Tower Hamlets.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:43, Reply)
I think I've seen the one swipe mentioned
in porn.

And what do they vote on? When you do the hoovering?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:45, Reply)

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