that sounds like a fantastic euphemism.
"I was absolutely bursting for a piss, man. I mean, totally drowning kittens."
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm just off to drown one now
2 mins
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Make sure you put teh seat back down.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)

It's
now seven minutes. I think he shakes too hard.

And long.

And often.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

hahahaha
"It's mine, I'll wash it as fast as I like"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)

That's
what I say!!!

How did you know?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:28, Reply)

What do you expect a man to do when his wife is away?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Play 'daddy's special game' with the kids.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Have you been having sex with your husbands kids again ?
Oh b3th, NOT AFTER LAST TIME
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Oh hello.
The mere mention of paedophilia and here you are. Is there some kind of alarm on your computer or something.

*worries*
You're not watching me right now are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)

I fucking love Weston Super Mare
I'm just here on umm business
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)

The only business here is Weston is drugs and prostitution.
Unfortunately I'm not qualified to work in either.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)

I'm an avid collector of bunty
especially copies featuring 'Superstitious Cindy' and 'The Phantom Ballerina' - A mysterious girl arrives at Madame Petrova's ballet school, but she can't dance.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)