so many shitholes, so little time
widnes is pretty grim. you can smell it from the motorway.

seedley, in salford - "i'd need a fucking gun to live here, love" as i was told by the 15th doley to reject his free accommodation when i was a letting agent.

bromley-by-bow, where i lived as a student. even the alsatians walk around there in pairs. and it's no better, years later.

welwyn-garden-city/miltonkeynes/any "new town" - perhaps not so much grim as soul-crushingly lacking in character
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i've got an itchy tongue swipe
what causes that?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)

You been telling porky pies.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)

the internet reckons i might be allergic to the banana i just ate
i hope i don't die :/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)

don't
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:29, Reply)

SUCH CRUELTY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Licking a cat's bumhole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)

what?
how? is it possible for your tongue to itch?

eeeow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I think he means tingle.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)

yeah it tingled

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)

now my thumb is tingling
stroke?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Go down on a girl with thrush

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

haven't done that for a few weeks, must be the banana thing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Poor Laura :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

laura's alright, she's just a bit fat
and got imputago and scabies and stuff
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)

AIDS

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)

thats what i expected, that'll be it
i hope they bury me with my kindle and all those uncashed cheques
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Welwyn Garden City is fucking horrible
Welwyn (the little town next to it) is lovely
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)

i hate places that look like a giant cookie cutter housing estate
no character, nothing interesting to look at, just cheap houses that won't last even 100 years :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:29, Reply)

i forgot about slough
but kroney's FACE has reminded me of it.

shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)

My face is soulless, characterless
and full of pikeys?
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)

The next fifteen years will pass by in a blur
don't worry
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)

you'll even get to knock up one of the locals who hangs round the offy so you'll get a council flat then

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)

I've already seen a potential future wife at the local.
Pink tracky, Croydon facelift, chain smoker, heavy makeup and a big old wobbly gut.

She's a hottie.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)

lure her back to yours for a game of top trumps 'TNG'
or a couple of bottles of WKD, whichever really
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)