So yesterday my one year old punched me in the face
and forced my glasses up in to my eye socket causing two puncture wounds. I have a mate in the MET and he tells me he was a two pin din plug rapist.

I went to Plymouth once if the rest of England is as shit I am glad I live in Cornwall
( Peej, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:35, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Newquuay is fucking horrid, as is redruth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Exeter was fairly nice
I got horrendously drunk there a few years ago
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Newquay is horrid and Redruth is our rival town and can fuck right off
Exeter isn't Cornwall
( Peej, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Darn Sarf innit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)

The rest of Cornwall is lovely
I spent many a happy summer in Rock and Padstow as a boy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Many a summer in boys like a Rock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I could smell what he was cooking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)

He's had his pads stowed a few times

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Spent many a summer in Padstein with p-rick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

This post makes no sense

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)

he's had animal sex you know, it doesn't need to make sense

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I see
Thanks Rory!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)

What doesn't make sense?
I can explain for you if you like
( Peej, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

he means what you know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)

I got laid AND punched in the face Rory!

( Peej, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)

sexy
sportscow has promised to punch AA in the ear once he finishes giving him a back door servicing, I hope he enjoys it as much as you did
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Hang on!
I wasn't aware of the bumming bit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

He's only small, follow him into the bogs, bang his head off the wall, and he won't know what's hit him

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

The Foxtrot seduction technique

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

it goes on in Norwich like all the time

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

the "two pin din racist" bit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)

'rapist'
and it means a paedophile, YOU IDIOT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv,
you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...
( Peej, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Still nothing.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)