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Curry: dry meat as above, second place goes to Lusty's Jamaican mutton curry.
Alt: some but not all, like most people. What a retarded question. I acknowledge Christmas, for example, but don't dance around a maypole on Mayday.
Cotton anniversary: load of old bent shit. Until you've got 10 years under the belt it's not worth marking. However if she's into designer gear why not get her some 'Fruit of the Loom' t shirts? I understand they're all the range down Carnaby Street.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:16,
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Maybe some 'Spliffy' jeans?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:22,
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blu boltz
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:22,
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I've heard of worse ideas than the tshirt one.
He could get one custom printed, maybe. Perhaps with the legend "My husband is a bent spastic"
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:23,
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She's already got one of those.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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No, you're thinking of her tattoo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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No need.
'I'm with stupid' t shirts have been available since the 70s.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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"I'm only with him because of this fucking kid"
on the reverse "... and it's not even his lol"
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:26,
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+ 'the stupid cunt hasn't noticed that neither he nor I is black'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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she's a keeper alright
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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Thanks for teh endorsement "Agnostic Antichrist"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:28,
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No problem "Bobby".
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:33,
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oh FUCK YOU
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:37,
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I'm a terrible meanie
and I apologise without reservation.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:40,
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accepted, just and with a female level of resentment
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:44,
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Well we will have been together 10 years in october, so in your leporous face boyce
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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Married for ten?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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no, together
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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Then it doesn't count.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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^ Slightly politer version than my reply
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:32,
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"slightly"
*raises eyebrow*
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:33,
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You out on Saturday, you French arsehole?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:38,
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I doubt it
Wednesday night is probably going to claim most of my money. I'm going drinking in an underground toilet. I may have mentioned this already today.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:45,
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Deliberatly repeating a vague event you're going to, won't make anyone care.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:46,
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Pot, kettle, travelodge.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:47,
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Yeah, no one liked talking about that.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:48,
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clikin dis
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:48,
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Ginglik, that's the one in shepherds bush in case you even cared
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:50,
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That's the fucker, thanks Rory.
Not going anywhere that encourages licking gingers, though.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:53,
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I have chums who do banging techno nights with dirty phat beatz there
i never go
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:56,
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Then in my face fucking what?
That counts for shit all. You cannot have a wedding anniversary until you've got married, you dozy twat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:31,
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just sayin
as one of the few people here who has managed to maintain a happy and stable relationship for a long period of time, i think I have a right to comment.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:42,
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In that case
may I refer the spasticated gentleman to my answer below, about how me and mr b3th have been shacked up for twelve years.
In *your* face, or something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:47,
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Took you 8 years of begging to get her to marry you though,.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:47,
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*something about a big enough ring*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:51,
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6 1/2 actually
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:52,
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