Grrrrr unreleated but pissing me off. I know I was whining about Apple hardware being shit and made to break
Well from now on the new i7 Macbook pros come with 8gb soldered to the board, no expansion slot and optional upgrade on purchase only. What a bunch of evil cunts. RAM Failure - Buy a new one. Need an upgrade - Buy a new one. Up until now you could buy PC ram upgrades and put them in for half the price of the mac labelled ones. Apple are fucking immoral cunts. ARGH! Also, I have no idea why this winds me up so much, perhaps because they are making them harder to fix and that's what I do.
( Peej, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:46, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i had an apple at lunch

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)

OMG so did I!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)

the apple didn't make my teeth itch
but the banana did

EDIt i meantt ongue, it waws my tongue that itched
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)

you should create an apple banana hybrid
with the taste of a banana and the non-itchyness of an apple, you'll be a millionaire
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

but how do you get an apple and a banana to mate?
drill a hole in the apple and fuck it with a peeled yellow schlong?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)

by jingo i think you've got it¬!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Hey Nakers you pussywhipped wanker
Why don't you tell a lie about going to get some nappies or some shit then come out for a couple of beers on Saturday?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I'm in Wiltshire with the babba and the rentals, as the wife has girls staying for a hen do in london
Soz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)

thanks for joining in our little sub-thread only to not invite me to some drinks thing all the cool kids are going to
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)

We couldn't fit all six of you around the table.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)

we could have a seperate table with a big sign up next to it saying 'Ignore'
with a button underneath
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

You are very welcome to come.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)

too late monty
too late
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Hey, we should do our own think quints.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

sounds like a plan
do you fancy a couple of swift ones at the churchill arms?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)

is this a suicide post?
Have you taken a load of paracetamols?

Your posts are getting fainter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

paracetalols, more like

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Pillls, thrills and stomachpumps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I'm not doing anything on saturday, what are you up to?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Boozing with wankers from here, do come along.
As for where, the original idea was that it was going to be a research trip for party venues but that looks like it's bollocksed already so it might just be a trip to the Captain Kidd again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:08, Reply)

You always choose villages that are a pain in the arse to get to.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)

That's because I'm an awkward cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:13, Reply)

its right next to a wapping great tube station you prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)

It's on the overground
meaning I'd have to train into paddington, travel the entire H&C line east and then change again.

London's supposed to be easy :(
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Where's your sense of adventure, man?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

its a 15 minute walk from paddington you total gay
EDIt its not really, its significantly further. sorry i was being mean, i hope i didn't upset you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)

If he wants total gay he needs to get down to VAuxhall

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

vauxhall Norwich
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:26, Reply)

That really would be a pain in the arse from paddington

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)

nah, the pain in the arse is also from norwich

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Haha wapping is not a fifteen minute walk from paddington

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

surely it makes them EASIER to fix?
as in 'the problem is x, ergo, do not spend an hour removing a million tiny but non-identical screws and prising open hidden clips, simply send back to apple.

ergo you get to spend MORE time online moaning about apple products.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)

If you're the end user
not if you're the guy the end user is sending it to.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I never get computers fixed, just buy a new one innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:58, Reply)

You are the demographic Apple aims its products at.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Fine by me
i have absolutely zero interest in how my computer works, I just want it to work.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Here we are in complete agreement.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Bent spastics is right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)

I have a "zoostorm" laptop
never heard of them, but it makes the internet work and stores music, photos and films. Job done
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I have an 'Acer'. It was 'the cheapest'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)

phil is the 'middle user'
he's the mid-level spanner (or small torx bit) monkey that takes the 'it's broked, help!!' from the undoubtedly bent spacker student, then translates that into 'it's broke because the logic board appears to have blue wkd and chunks of diced carrot fried onto it and the hard drive is crammed with 120gb of sundry dwarf porn' and posts it to apple.
phil is actually moaning because rather than get to dissemble it, tinker with it all morning, and ignore his emails, he'll just have to farm it off to the apple centre, and will be left with time in which THEY might make him do some real work :D
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Plus people who are 'really into Apple products' are epic chutneys.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Until this morning I would have called you a tit but my iPad is playing up today like a shitty toddler,

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)

It's more 'apple wankiness' rather than the products themselves that I have a problem with.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)

The people that queue up or even camp out are pathetic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:19, Reply)

cf those mentally deficient wankstains who do the same for new fucking computer games.
I mean for Christ's sake get a grip, you're embarrassing yourselves. You've just spent two nights on Oxford Street in the pissing rain like a vagrant so you can be the first person to sit in their smelly bedroom pretending to kill aliens or some shit. Fuck off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)