This thread needs the old gang here
I'll make a list of shit b3tans who should come back to make my posts look all clever and amusing by comparison
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:40, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

that'll work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)

damn fuckin straight it will

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)

chop fucking chop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)

i was going to go way way back to the land of the first page, but I lost interest and really need to get some work done

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I remember the first page like it was only yesterday.
Those were the good times.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)

(!)
HAHAHAHA I@VE GOT A KNIFE AND I DRANK A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY LAST NIGHT BUT IT'S OK CAUSE I DROVE TO WORK AND IVE HAD ELENTY COFFEES AND NOW IM OFF TO BEAT UP A DRUGS DEALER WITH A BASEBALL BAT BUT IF YOU'RE ALL REALLY LUCKY I'LL DO ANOTHER ONE OF MY COMICS STARRING MYSELF TO SHOW YOU ALL TOMORROW
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)

BRING BACK HAIRPOT !!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Yeah! that kind of stuff.
It were brill.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)

RIP kaol, Wales killed him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)

He was scarily mental according to the Scarpemeister

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)

he was well 'ard, he wore a leather coat and fingerless leather gloves

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Better
than fingerless oven gloves, I suppose.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)

He was the fat terminator of offtopicland

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I won't be any fun for a while now I'm sober.
Soz!
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)

only losers need drink to be interesting

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)

also you should really be drinking with lolmental medications

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)

I was ok. I've only stopped drinking because of the calories.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I don't really fathom people with depressive issues who drink alcolols, known for it's depressive qualities

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)

they should take ecstasy it makes you well happy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)

For a while.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)

never stop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)

And
horrendous comedowns.

Ask Boyce, Monty, he'll tell ya.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)

The trick is to get slowly drunk or stoned as you're coming down.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Never
worked for me.

Serotonin ain't boosted by either dope or booze.

Does mask things I suppose. For a while.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:58, Reply)

It did help me fall asleep faster thus missing the comedown.
Speed was a far worse comedown than E.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Hmm
not for me, but speed was terrible, right enough.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Catch 22 innit.
You drink because you're depressed and you get depressed because you drink.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Surely not being depressed is preferable to sitting at home smashed and the resultant dark depths of despair
you should have a cup of tea instead
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)

I've just had one.
I don't feel any happier.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)

put on some westlife as well
or ronans smash hit 'rollercoaster' or whatever it was
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I'm waiting for the natural world to start on BBC2.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)

Feck!
It's about London : (
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Nowt
natural about London.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Well the animals that live there.
Foxes and shit.

Boring!!!
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Mind you
they've also got lots of black guys with dreadlocks.

They're all called Jeff, apparently.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Yeah
but it's also stimulant initially, before becoming depressant. Strange drug, in that respect.

You're right, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)

To be honest the benefits far outweighed the negatives but yes, a break from booze won't do me any harm.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:54, Reply)

A
sensible lass.

Next we'll get a caring government.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Yup!

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)

*drinks*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)