Fuxache
Never realised you could have fabric softener with tomato soup. Does it go all frothy? Is it trendy, all the rage in that there London?

Reckon it would taste like Fairies Liquid, but then I'm a porridge wog.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:02, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I bet you put salt in your fabric softener and everything

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Nah
you don't need salt here, the water ain't hard.

The willies are, though.

*lifts kilt*
*-runs away to avoid hearing raucous laughter*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Gonie no dae that

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Pits
on breeks.

Zips up.

At's better. *Helmut's Khol lols*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)

It would probably taste more like soap or coconut oil.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)